In a fanfiction, I am writing, Sarah Connor from Terminator, just met Vladimir Putin circa 1988.
I think I am going to have them smash.
There's not enough brain bleach in the universe to remedy the horror of imagining Putin having sex.

In a fanfiction, I am writing, Sarah Connor from Terminator, just met Vladimir Putin circa 1988.
I think I am going to have them smash.
Yeah, I've seen porn movies and such, so I'm not a prude by any means.
I'm of the same mind for the most part. And it's largely because authors seem to have no idea how to pace it. The scene basically comes to a halt for the sexual details and then it picks back up as if nothing happened. It's a pacing struggle and if I want sex scenes, well I'm not going to be reading science fiction.But while reading si-fi, I could really do without all the details in sex scenes.
oh good lordIn a fanfiction, I am writing, Sarah Connor from Terminator, just met Vladimir Putin circa 1988.
I think I am going to have them smash.
Smurf sex... now that's just so wrong on so many levels...
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