Sarah Palin's Resignation Speech: The Edited Version

[Candlelight]

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/...ch-edit-200907?printable=true&currentPage=all

And she can still see Russia from her house.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Why are people still talking about her? What we need to do is forget about her and maybe she'll go away.

 

[SeerSGB]

Gods-damn, and I thought I needed an editor sometimes. They must have killed a correction pencil or two on that things.

 

[CorporalClegg]

And it still didn't make any sense!

 

[Mallory]

Why is this even newsworthy?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

If they can talk about Obama's pants then i guess they can talk about Palin's speech ...

 

[CorporalClegg]

Boy, some of those are REALLY bad!

Of course, given a lot of the stuff I read on the Internet these days, it really doesn't surprise me.

 

[sidious618]

You could edit that all day and it still wouldn't make an iota of sense.

 

[Candlelight]

Why is this even newsworthy?

Because she's a republican, and no one likes republicans. Not even republicans. They're weird like that.

 

[Koinek]

My boss who is a grammar nut would really appreciate this. My inner rhetoritician also likes this.

 

[Gertch]

Excellent, people are still talking about her!

 

[nevermore]

The word you're looking for here is "mocking". Yes, it involves talking, but its not actually a positive thing.

I like how they pulled out all the absurd dog whistles.

 

[Gertch]

The word you're looking for here is "mocking".

I didn't say I was looking for anything.

 

[Bad Atom]

I prefer the "breathing" version of her speech:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916579

 

[sidious618]

The word you're looking for here is "mocking".

I didn't say I was looking for anything.

That comeback makes no sense.