Yesterday, one of my local radio stations re-ran an interview with Gilbert Gottfried and I have to explain the set-up a bit.
The previous segment, the hosts had been talking about alternatives to toilet paper if you ran out and one of them suggested a Lays potato chip bag as something you could use.
The next segment, Gilbert comes into the studio, ostensibly to promote his stand up show at the local comedy club, and he immediately launches into a bit about wiping your butt with a Lays potato chip bag; and every time the hosts try to steer the conversation back to the show, Gilbert goes back to the potato chip bag.
It was the funniest twenty or so minutes I've ever heard.