riders of the caption of the expanse

[pookha]

winner of idic of time and space..

cooleddie74 said:

"Hi. I'm TV's Connor Trinneer.

Sex in space might seem all fun and cool, but on Earth you can still get some pretty nasty diseases from people who DON'T have green skin or big bony bumps on their heads.

So wrap those things up tight, kiddies!"

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special tos tribute

Nerys Myk said:

Archer decided prison might not be so bad.

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special honorable mention

Kegek said:
NEXT WEEK ON STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE!

Captain Archer must join forces with a quirky alien and travel back in time!

Once there, he goes mad and becomes a caveman!

Can Phlox's secret tribble lover cure him of temporal psychosis?

Will anyone care that Travis has been replaced by a fake?

Tucker: It'll be a corker! Don't miss it!

 

[pookha]

write them up space cowpokes..

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[JiNX-01]

pookha said:

I gotta cut down on the caffeine!

And if it seems familiar:

 

[LtCdrFlygirl]

Hey Jinx, like the animation! Cute!

 

[JiNX-01]

LtCdrFlygirl said:
Hey Jinx, like the animation! Cute!

Thanks! Old av contest entry...

 

[Alyssa]

whoa i gotta cut down on that andorian ale!

( way too obvious i know but i couldn't resist )

 

[SantaEddie74]

Captain Archer fell for the banana peel gag every time his buddy Trip whipped it out.

TRIP:"I don't CARE if I'm givin' ya a nosebleed, sir...dammit, I haven't gotten any in months and I ain't gonna stop NOW!!!"

"Download hardcore Risan porn on your tactical monitor ONE more time, Mr. Reed, and I'll confine you to your quarters...WITHOUT access to any skin lotions or tissues."

"If Doctor Zaius finds out we're out here, we're both gonna be cleaning up human poop for a month."

NESQUIK

The rich chocolately taste will just JUMP off your table!

 

[Broccoli]

"Dammit, Harvey. Stop screwing around!"

 

[pookha]

Broccoli said:

"Dammit, Harvey. Stop screwing around!"

 

[jonnyskywatcher]

Do even really need to caption this picture? I mean, what can you possibly add?

Malcolm was beginning to think that perhaps selling the hidden camera footage on the ship in mass quantities hadn't been his brightest idea.

Many fans were upset by the idea of setting the new series in the Prehistoric Age.

 

[Alyssa]

I am gonna kill the guy that invented the coffee fueled rocket cup!



man i am really bad at these!!!

 

[Kegek]

Thanks for the honorary mention.

Archer was having a strange day. It was just one weird thing after another...

Groggily, he woke. It had been all a dream.

Well, not all of it.

 

[SantaEddie74]

ARCHER:"DAMN you to hell, the fine folks at Sanka!!!"

Needless to say, Subcommander T'Pol had been trained in multiple techniques.

The 602 Club

Come for the drinks. Stay for the homoerotic man-wrangling.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Homoerotic man-wranglin'?

You'd be surprised how that kinda stuff turns on the chicks."

 

[pookha]

Alyssa said:

I am gonna kill the guy that invented the coffee fueled rocket cup!



man i am really bad at these!!!

i thought it was funny..
even give me an idea to use on an admiral by the name of dak.

(glares at cool eddie.. shhhh)

 

[Nebusj]

When weeks go by without a single alien contact Archer beats himself up just to stay in prime ``getting-beat-up'' form.

``You're ... you're just lucky Caroline Rhea is shrieking over my right shoulder, that's all!''

``Mister Reed, since you thought it was so funny to tell Ensign Mayweather how much we value his contributions to our mission, then you can get him to stop curling up and crying underneath the situation room table.''

Enterprise gets picked up by ABC for a fifth season, but only after making some changes to the format to play up the ``Geico Cavemen'' angle.

Archer begins to wonder if it was a mistake accepting the gift of Super-Loco-Boundy-Cocoa from the kind people of Willi-Wonka IV.

 

[Clamp]

"I don't care if they've just released the re-mastered director's cut version of 'Tiny Teen Sex Objects #24', this is the last time I catch you watching porn on the bridge!"

 

[M'Sharak]

pookha said:

Alyssa said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionwanomaly.jpg

I am gonna kill the guy that invented the coffee fueled rocket cup!



man i am really bad at these!!!

i thought it was funny..
even give me an idea to use on an admiral by the name of dak.

(glares at cool eddie.. shhhh)

 

[SantaEddie74]

ARCHER:"These falls might be a lot cooler if I had some of that Captain Kirk fight music."

ARCHER:"Fine, A.G.

You win.

You can borrow my damned Barry Manilow albums."

"Lieutenant, since you don't appear to be busy at this moment can you please run a check on EBay for Vulcan birth control and pregnancy tests?

Don't ask."[/b]

"If you think wheel and fire strange and bad, you should see final episode of show. Make you want go back in tree...never come back down!"

OVALTINE

Moms love it for the vitamins and minerals...starship captains love it for its ability to defy the laws of gravity!

 

[Alyssa]