Reviews-What will be the headlines??

[T'Cal]

Back in 1989, some small town movie critic called Batman "The movie of the decade!" That was on all of the ads for this movie in the Chicago papers. So, get out your crystal balls. What do you think the critics' quotes will be in the print ads for STXI?

"A thrill ride from beginning to end!"
"Boldly go...again!"
"Trekkies, rejoice!"
"Set a course for the Oscars, Mr. Sulu. Warp speed!"
"A zany, kookie, wacky, laugh-a-thon, 10!!"

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I only care what David Manning thinks about it.

 

[Brian]

"New 'Trek' Boldly Goes"
"All That's Old Is New Again"
"This Isn't Your Father's 'Trek'"
"This Blast From the Past Treks Nowhere"

EDIT: Sorry, didn't catch the print ad soundbyte flavor of your OP. I thought it was just how will reviewers headline their reviews? So just take the positive ones for that, lol.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

"Set Your Phasers to Fun!"

...or...

"It's dead, Jim!"

 

[Swarles Barkley]

"Sombreriffic!"

 

[Garth Rockett]

"Dr. Spock returns to the Star Track Enterprise!"

 

[Brian]

"Get your avocado to the theater!"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

I only care what David Manning thinks about it.

Yeah -- but this is a Paramount film, not a 'Sony Pictures' film, so I'm thinking he will be silent about it.

 

[FabiusMaximus]

"Dewey Wins!"

 

[Brian]

"President Obama says 'Big Ups for STAR TREK!'"

 

[M'Sharak]

I only care what David Manning thinks about it.

Yeah -- but this is a Paramount film, not a 'Sony Pictures' film, so I'm thinking he will be silent about it.

As long as I get my five-dollar refund, I'll let him say whatever he wants.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

"Dewey Wins!"

 

[M'Sharak]

^

 

[Gepard]

^

 

[Tom Servo]

^

 

[Bill Morris]

Vulcan Ambassador Says Trek Film Inspired First Contact

or

It's Time to End Your Trek Through the Stars

or

Sombrero Wearers Suffer Brutal Beatings in Theaters Nationwide

 

[CaptainWacky]

"ABUSIVE UNCLES!"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"It's almost as good as Dark Knight." -- Kevin Smith

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

"It's almost as good as Dark Knight." -- Kevin Smith

What if he's talking about this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251504/

...or this...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213819/

 

[Franklin]

I know what I wouldn't want to read:

"It Will Leave You Pining for Shatner"

"Best Star Trek Movie Since Nemesis"

"Yelchin Steals Picture in Breakthrough Role"