Request for Art (SATIRE)

[YARN]

Hi, I am working on a project for an intramural Star Trek role playing game and need some original ship designs. Absolutely no resemblance to existing Trek designs will be tolerated.

I need a cool looking design with three saucers and four nacelles. The nacelles need to taper slightly toward the rear and feature TOS-style Bussard caps. Two of the saucer should be 2/3 the size (or less) than the main saucer. This ship also needs to have an asymmetric phaser array and two docking bays. I also need a Mirror Universe version of this design with militaristic "kewl' features and pain.

When a satisfactory design comes my way, I'll give out the rest of the assignments.

Get cracking! You have 'till 5:00 PM Friday! Good luck!

 

[sojourner]

Re: Request for Art

Getting right on that boss! Just as soon as the check clears.

 

[The Castellan]

Re: Request for Art

Hi, I am working on a project for an intramural Star Trek role playing game and need some original ship designs. Absolutely no resemblance to existing Trek designs will be tolerated.

I need a cool looking design with three saucers and four nacelles. The nacelles need to taper slightly toward the rear and feature TOS-style Bussard caps. Two of the saucer should be 2/3 the size (or less) than the main saucer. This ship also needs to have an asymmetric phaser array and two docking bays. I also need a Mirror Universe version of this design with militaristic "kewl' features and pain.

When a satisfactory design comes my way, I'll give out the rest of the assignments.

Get cracking! You have 'till 5:00 PM Friday! Good luck!

Dunno about Friday, but I'll have a go at this, just because of the challenge factor involved.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Re: Request for Art

Getting right on that boss! Just as soon as the check clears.

 

[The Axeman]

Re: Request for Art

When a satisfactory design comes my way, I'll give out the rest of the assignments.

Get cracking! You have 'till 5:00 PM Friday! Good luck!

lol, and I thought that Cutting Edge dude was a bit demanding. He's a sigh in the breeze compared to YARN.

Tell you what Yarn, write me a completely new Trek novella before Friday at 5pm. No money involved, but I'll make my shining countenance beam down upon you in approval. Get cracking, dammit!

 

[YARN]

Re: Request for Art

Hi, I am working on a project for an intramural Star Trek role playing game and need some original ship designs. Absolutely no resemblance to existing Trek designs will be tolerated.

I need a cool looking design with three saucers and four nacelles. The nacelles need to taper slightly toward the rear and feature TOS-style Bussard caps. Two of the saucer should be 2/3 the size (or less) than the main saucer. This ship also needs to have an asymmetric phaser array and two docking bays. I also need a Mirror Universe version of this design with militaristic "kewl' features and pain.

When a satisfactory design comes my way, I'll give out the rest of the assignments.

Get cracking! You have 'till 5:00 PM Friday! Good luck!

Dunno about Friday, but I'll have a go at this, just because of the challenge factor involved.

If it pleases you, go for it, but the post is really a satire of the demands that some posters make in this sub-forum.

We're lucky to have the talented artists who post here share their work - I am amazed that people post rather demanding request for these folks to do special work for them.