Regardless of what you heard

[Enabran Tain]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

 

[SPOCKED]

President Obama has no military experience so we're all pretty sure the Seals took care of biddness.

 

[Roger Wilco]

You don't say.

 

[Skywalker]

Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Scout101]

Thank God he registered here special to tell us that!

 

[ITL]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face.

Don't be silly. Of course he did.

 

[Gepard]

Thank God he registered here special to tell us that!

Wonder who he used to be....

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

It's a good job they chose to carry out the raid when they did, and not on April 22. Don't want OBL surfing his way back to Pakistan on the 25th.

 

[F. King Daniel]

No no, Obama just stormed in there by himself, with loud rock music playing, and whupped ass like an avenging WWE wrestler.

 

[Goliath]

Well. I'm glad we cleared that up.

 

[Avon]

what i heard was Obama, Rambo and Betty White led a crack team of undead ninjas into the compound on swiss-designed Stealth-Unicycles, before Obama decapitated bin laden with an apple pie in a fight to the death on the wing of a giant cyborg eagle.

 

[Australis]

Yeah, man, Betty White. I wouldn't fuck with her.

 

[SPOCKED]

what i heard was Obama, Rambo and Betty White led a crack team of undead ninjas into the compound on swiss-designed Stealth-Unicycles, before Obama decapitated bin laden with an apple pie in a fight to the death on the wing of a giant cyborg eagle.

^ Jethro??

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

Actually, he did, but he wants the GOP to have a fighting chance next year so he's letting the military take credit.

 

[1001001]

I heard Obama killed him with his mind, a la Charlie Sheen.

 

[Myasishchev]

I heard Obama killed him with his mind, a la Charlie Sheen.

I wanted to do a Scanners joke, but you ruined it.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

What I heard is that Obama willed him dead, because Obama is God. And then he went back to shooting dice.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

To be fair, he did have help.

 

[Mr Awe]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

And, hold on, the sun rises in the East!

 

[Lindley]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

And, hold on, the sun rises in the East!

How un-American. This is a western country.