Real or Fake Dead Alien?

[John O.]

That'd be one tiny alien

 

[KJbushway]

I thought everything but chicken with bread in it, but I didn't think it was real. I will know its real if all news agencies constantly play the video over and over and the space ship is seen, Of course that would mean the civilians would have to be faster than the military.

 

[scotpens]

What this poll is missing is a Pat Buchanan option.

And ten thousand confused, elderly Floridian Jews.

YES!!! We have finally found proof of alien existence and it is dumb as we are! This alien had the knowledge to fly millions, perhaps billions of light years to us, but wasn't smart enough to bring anything to keep it warm and alive in Siberia.

The aliens have only fragmentary knowledge of Earth history. They were under the impression that Napoleon and Hitler had an absolutely great idea when they invaded Russia in the winter.

 

[M'Sharak]

I voted "no" because I didn't think it was real fake. Perhaps only moderately fake, at worst. I've seen much faker.

So you're of the opinion that this specimen* has not conclusively been shown to be a real dead fake alien?







* Note: not to be mistaken for a heavily-accented "spaceman"

 

[Trekker4747]

Without looking at the video or reading anything I'm saying "fake." If it was real the media would've imploded by now with discussions, debunking, and other bullshit. Instead what are they talking about? Whether or not The Donald is really going to run for POTUS and what his chances are of winning. (If he can energize the swing voters and get the support of his base, he'll win!)

 

[RJDiogenes]

In related news, Arecibo has intercepted an interstellar transmission that translates as, "I always knew Bztron's streaking fetish would get him killed someday."

 

[KJbushway]

The only thing that I found interesting when it comes to the alien life thing. Was when that army guy touched some UFO(back in the 60' or 50s, that transmitted some basic computer language, binary code, which said that Earth was a go ahead for study.

 

[Holdfast]

The tiny “dead alien” is just skin from chicken filled with bread, reports the website 7d.org.ua. Police questioned the men who claimed to have found the “body” and they allegedly confessed to creating it themselves.

Sounds like a waste of good food if you ask me.

Russians have adapted to not having breadlines any more since the fall of Communism, and are now wasting food the same as the rest of us. When your population is rich enough to fake a dead alien, that's when you've made it as a country.

 

[-Brett-]

I voted yes because I'm pretty sure it's either real or fake. Nothing in between.

 

[Skellington]

^ Good man. Presumably the No option equates tio "Genuine Mistake".

 

[Wanderlust]

I love the poll..

 

[KJbushway]

I voted no. I am not sure wether its asking me if its fake or if the video is real.