Puns

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Carpathia86, Jul 20, 2018.

  1. Carpathia86

    Carpathia86 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    A grocery store I work in flattens cardboard boxes using this device before recycling the cardboard in large bales. The machine is called a baler. I prefer to call is "Doctor Crusher".


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  2. GeordiFan

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    Better than a Wesley Crusher lol
     
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  3. Lance

    Lance Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Ever hear of the Klingon who retired to sail around Quo'nos, seeing lands far and wide? Everywhere he sailed his boat, there was always a worf to dock at... :D
     
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  4. TauCygna

    TauCygna Captain Captain

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    Not really a pun, but I'm more and more reluctant to use the English word 'data' (ie : 'unlimited data') because I always feel like I'm misusing someone's name xD
    In French, the appropriate word would be 'données' but we use the English one more and more often when talking about computer-related things, like smartphone data, limited/unlimited data, collected data...
    Now instead of using the English word, I'll always use the French one (données) as often as possible ^^
     
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  5. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    What kind of fish is served most often in the Enterprise mess hall?
    Christopher Pike.
     
  6. Jayson1

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    Okay I got a gross one.

    What would happen if Data, a super strong android accidently sat on his cat.

    It would leave a spot.

    What do you call a round cake?

    A Keik-O?

    What do you call the Enterpise-D now that we have had other Enterprise ship's since it was new?

    Yesterday's Enterprise.

    Jason
     
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  7. JesterFace

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    Here's a bad one... one that I just made up reading this thread.

    What is Enterprise-D called if it's cargo has silicone?
    Enterprise double D...

    And now I think maybe I shouldn't have posted this... well, it's already typed there so, "Post Reply".
     
  8. Mojochi

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    Had Picard learned of the Q Civil War, he'd have thought it was Q-coup (MUCH better name for that Voyager ep BTW) :guffaw:

    In order to find a husband, little did Keiko know that she'd have to warp through space for Miles

    After deactivating his brother, Data could now learn more about his history, by reading it in Lore

    Eventually, Wesley had to give up his front Ro seat
     
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  11. Cutie McWhiskers

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    So many people trying to LaForge bad puns... count me in!
     
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  12. Mr. Laser Beam

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    I heard the last captain of the Discovery had a whale of a time. His name was Gabriel Orca.
     
  13. Lance

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    The crew decided to relocate Ten Forward up to deck eight instead. They've really raised the bar.
     
  14. Jayson1

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    What do you call a starfleet officer who doesn't buckle under pressure?

    A comm officer.

    Jason
     
  15. GeordiFan

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    When Commander Riker was given the power of the Q, he was offered some Q-tips
     
  16. Cutie McWhiskers

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    Hugh knows if Picard's plan to defeat the Borg had worked or not.
     
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  17. Mojochi

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  18. Jayson1

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    What kind of weather exists 1 month a year?

    May weather.

    Jason
     
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  19. Jayson1

    Jayson1 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    What happens if a letter in the alphabet mediates?

    It becomes a Zen D.


    Jason
     
  20. Groppler Zorn

    Groppler Zorn Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Why did Dominic Keating struggle with his dialogue on the set of Star Trek Enterprise?

    It was hard for him to Reed.
     
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