President Obama: ALIEN KILLER!!!
- Thread starter Yminale
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So basically in the Marvel Comics Universe President Obama is sure to be reelected seeing as aliens invade in the U.S. there every other week.
So much for the claims that he's soft on immigration...
Bush JR signed Declaration of Surrender to Kang in the Avengers and he still got re-elected.
I suppose it'd be Aliens vs Predators....
What about zombies?
Mittens is in charge of the zombies, being more sympatico.
I, for one, plan to welcome our new alien overlords. The question is: do you think the Grays or the Reptoids will claim us first?
He'd do better against the killer robots like Skynet/Decepticons/Ultron/Vger/Cyclons/Borg.
Ugh...one word: 
I dunno, seems to be more of a Changeling.
And Will Smith having offered to play Obama in a film about him would likely get the part in the movie chronicling the ass kicking of the aliens.
So...
Obama vs Alien Invaders
Mitt vs Undead Zombies
McCain vs Killer Robots/cyborgs
Kerry vs Abominations created by Mad Science
W Bush vs Psycho Mutants
Clinton vs Nightmarish Creatures from Another Dimension
Gore vs Giant Earth-killing Fire Monsters
Bush vs Demonic Hellbeasts
But who has 2 thumbs and can stop Killer cyborg-alien-mutant-zombies with demonic powers?
This guy
Obama vs Alien Invaders
Mitt vs Undead Zombies
McCain vs Killer Robots/cyborgs
Kerry vs Abominations created by Mad Science
W Bush vs Psycho Mutants
Clinton vs Nightmarish Creatures from Another Dimension
Gore vs Giant Earth-killing Fire Monsters
Bush vs Demonic Hellbeasts
But who has 2 thumbs and can stop Killer cyborg-alien-mutant-zombies with demonic powers?
This guy
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Fonzie. He stopped Mork.
