Pre-TOS X-over, Everywhere The Action's At, G, 1/1

[Gojirob]

Title : Everywhere The Action's At
Author : Gojirob ( Rob Morris )

Series: TOS/Xover

Characters: Khan, ???

Type: Xover ficlet

Rating: G

Part : 1/1

Summary: Before Kirk and his intrepid band took on Khan's evil plans,
there was another....

Everywhere The Action's At
by Rob Morris

EARTH, THE EARLY 1990'S

Khan Singh sighed audibly as he again questioned the apparent
leader of the daring group that had infiltrated one of his most secret
bases.

"My friend, do not try my patience, nor insult my intelligence.
You claim to have gotten hopelessly lost, and merely stumbled upon a
base that armies around the world have failed to find?"

The nervous little man in glasses nodded.

"Ya see, sir---my sister, she replaced the road maps we were
supposed to use with treasure maps of Atlantis."

Khan shook his head.

"Why would she do such a thing?"

"The other guy who's with us? She kinda wants him as her
boyfriend. So she does---such things. I can't explain her."

Khan slammed his fist down on the table.

"That, sir, is exactly what you will do. You will explain
absolutely everything, including how you got in and all your plans.
But you do have my respect for having come this far. I would know the
name of so unlikely yet bold a band of adventurers."

"Huh? You wanna know the name of our band? Are you kidding?"

"No. In fact, I insist that you reveal the name of your band."

Badly confused but wanting to live, the manager did just that.

"Josie And The Pussycats."

Khan grinned, rolled his eyes, and waved an opened hand.

"No. Really. What is your band's name?"

Khan fought hard to keep this one out of the history books.

 

[Admiral2]

This story is hopelessly incomplete without hearing what Melody said upon hearing his full name was "Khan Noonien Singh".

 

[Gojirob]

This story is hopelessly incomplete without hearing what Melody said upon hearing his full name was "Khan Noonien Singh".

Melody : Noonien? Gosh! You should really get up earlier than that. Maybe you stay up too late. Hee--whenever I stay up too late, I get all scatterbrained.

(Sebastian shakes his head and sigh-mews)

Khan : That--is a very intelligent cat. Perhaps the only intelligent one in this group.

 

[Admiral2]

This story is hopelessly incomplete without hearing what Melody said upon hearing his full name was "Khan Noonien Singh".

Melody : Noonien? Gosh! You should really get up earlier than that. Maybe you stay up too late. Hee--whenever I stay up too late, I get all scatterbrained.

(Sebastian shakes his head and sigh-mews)

Khan : That--is a very intelligent cat. Perhaps the only intelligent one in this group.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

This story is hopelessly incomplete without hearing what Melody said upon hearing his full name was "Khan Noonien Singh".

Melody : Noonien? Gosh! You should really get up earlier than that. Maybe you stay up too late. Hee--whenever I stay up too late, I get all scatterbrained.

(Sebastian shakes his head and sigh-mews)

Khan : That--is a very intelligent cat. Perhaps the only intelligent one in this group.

Oddly I can picture Ricardo Montalban saying that.

 

[Gojirob]

Melody : Noonien? Gosh! You should really get up earlier than that. Maybe you stay up too late. Hee--whenever I stay up too late, I get all scatterbrained.

(Sebastian shakes his head and sigh-mews)

Khan : That--is a very intelligent cat. Perhaps the only intelligent one in this group.

Oddly I can picture Ricardo Montalban saying that.

Thanks, guys. I have a few more Khan shorts, some humorous, some more serious in tone. One longer one is hard to explain, and will have to wait til I re-edit it. Maybe tonight. - Rob

 

[Mistral]

Oh, god, that was hilarious! I must be blond today-I didn't see where you were going until they said the name of the band...

 

[Gojirob]

Here is a revised and updated version :

Everywhere The Action's At​

By Rob Morris​

EARTH, THE EARLY 1990'S
Khan Singh sighed audibly as he again questioned the apparent leader of the daring group that had infiltrated one of his most secret bases.


"My friend, do not try my patience, nor insult my intelligence. You claim to have gotten hopelessly lost, and merely stumbled upon a base that armies around the world have failed to find?"


The nervous little man in glasses nodded.


"Ya see, sir---my sister, she replaced the road maps we were supposed to use with treasure maps of Atlantis."


Khan shook his head.


"Why would she do such a thing?"


"The other guy who's with us? She kinda wants him as her boyfriend. So she does---such things. I can't explain her."


Khan slammed his fist down on the table.


"That, sir, is exactly what you will do. You will explain absolutely everything, including how you got in and all your plans. But you do have my respect for having come this far. I would know the name of so unlikely yet bold a band of adventurers."


"Huh? You wanna know the name of our band? Are you kidding?"


"No. In fact, I insist that you reveal the name of your band."


Badly confused but wanting to live, the manager did just that.


"Josie And The Pussycats."


Khan grinned, rolled his eyes, and waved an opened hand.


"No. Really. What is your band's name?"


The entire group assembled in front of him now, Khan pointed his finger at a pretty blonde.


"You, girl. Do you even understand that you face down Khan Noonien Singh himself?"


The girl giggled. In fact, she looked like she giggled a lot.


"Is your name really Noonien? Cause I could never sleep that late!"


An anxious brunette girl shook her head.


"Sleep? We're still waiting for your brain to wake up!"


On the ground, a cat turned away from them all, groaning.

Khan nodded.


"That-is a very intelligent cat. Perhaps the only intelligent one here."


Two other girls and a well-built young man managed to cut a rope. A bell dropped down from the tower above, and as it crashed through the wall, all the young intruders jumped on and rode as it slid down the mountain. The talkative brunette found herself riding inside the bell's hollow.


Joachim called to his master.


"My lord Khan-give the order, and we will pursue them."


Khan in a daze shook his head.


"I am not at all sure I want them."


Khan fought hard to keep this one out of the history books.


YEARS LATER....


He awoke in a fog. He had managed to shake off the cryo-sleep his enemies had imprisoned him in. This was the superior man. He immediately gazed out a port view.


"Another ship?"


It was a long rocket, round at the top. And through one of its windows he saw something that made his blood run cold.


"Pussycats!!!"


He made for his chamber, pressed the auto-start, got in-and prayed.


CENTURIES LATER...


"Captain?"


"Yes, Uhura?"


"The oddest thing happened with our guests from the sleeper ship."


"What happened?"


"Well---myself, Yeoman Rand and Ensign Myers-she's the redhead from Engineering-were turning a corner, and ran into the one who calls himself Khan."


"He didn't try and hurt you?"


"No, sir. He just took one look at our little trio-and screamed."


"Could you have been doing anything that offended him culturally?"


"I thought about that. But all we were doing was laughing and singing some god-awful ancient ditty. Something about ‘long tails and ears for hats'."


THE END?