Pita Bread in the shape of Jesus found

[Candlelight]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Antiques-collectables/Food-drink/Other/auction-195642530.htm

I love the comments.

 

[sidious618]

"Thank you, but I don't need luck. I pray to the pita bread." That guy is hilarious; he's just taking the piss out of the whole situation.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Can't eat your bread because it's shaped like Jesus? Definitely a PITA.

 

[RoJoHen]

Isn't Jesus already made out of bread?

 

[Hermiod]

Well, that's my belief system fundamentally changed.

 

[Carbon Unit]

Good stuff. I wonder if someone is really ging to pay $65 for that.

 

[Clawhammer]

It's interesting what the mind does when trying to organise a chaotic pattern. It does indeed look like a cartoon version of Jesus.


At first, I'm still a bit tipsy/sleepy, I thought it said: Jesus in the shape of Brad Pitt found... lol..doh!

 

[Kommander]

Looks like Ted Nugent to me...

 

[Emher]

Jesus Wheat Christ! How much closer to the body of Christ can one get?

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Jesus goes great with hummus.

 

[Jadzia]

The Unleavened Messiah

In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with Dough and the Word was Dough.
Pita was with Dough in the beginning. Then the Word became baked and made its crusts among us.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The Unleavened Messiah

In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with Dough and the Word was Dough.
Pita was with Dough in the beginning. Then the Word became baked and made its crusts among us.

And lo, there was a star that had risen in the Yeast.

And St. Pita saw it and decreed that naan other kneaded to taste as Good as this.

 

[Jadzia]

And lo, there was a star that had risen in the Yeast.

And St. Pita saw it and decreed that naan other kneaded to taste as Good as this.

I can't beat that. You're too quick. All I can come up with is something about Mary having a bun in the oven... Hot cross buns... The angel rolling the scone away...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And lo, there was a star that had risen in the Yeast.

And St. Pita saw it and decreed that naan other kneaded to taste as Good as this.

I can't beat that. You're too quick. All I can come up with is something about Mary having a bun in the oven... Hot cross buns... The angel rolling the scone away...

I always wondered whether the famous (and controversial) Stone of Destiny was made out of a Scone...

I'd love to continue this digression, but unfortunately I've just received a court order barring me from making more current puns.

 

[RevdKathy]

*Hums 'Panis Angelicus'*

 

[Searider Falcon]

Meh. This doesn't amuse me nearly as much as the Jesus Christ on a fishstick that was on eBay a few years ago.

 

[Jadzia]

Meh. This doesn't amuse me nearly as much as the Jesus Christ on a fishstick that was on eBay a few years ago.

Clearly an Act of Cod.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Leaven Jesus Crust alone!

 

[Plecostomus]

Isn't Jesus already made out of bread?

AND wine. Not the cheap boxed wine either, the good $25 a bottle stuff.

 

[Kryton]

Try to think of it as a new wafer people to celebrate Yeaster.