Petition: Cancel the New CBS Star Trek Series Now!

Please sign my petition:

Petition · CBS: Cancel the New CBS Star Trek Series Now! · Change.org

https://www.change.org/p/cbs-cancel-the-new-star-cbs-star-trek-series-now

Thank you.

Sam

 

So... what the frak is your problem?

No. Just no.

 

*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

 

We reach.

 

I would but I forgot how to pen.

*keeps tapping screen*

 

I think this thread should have its own forum.

 

"certify a class of people". Anyone who signs that is certifiable, alright.

 

Are you having a laugh, son?

 

Father? Is that you?

 

I'll do it. But only if you sign my petition to have all candy bars labeled "Fun Size" doubled or tripled in size so that they actually begin to resemble, you know, "Fun."

The new Trek is but a minor blip on the radar compared to this.

 

Well played, Mr. Cogley! Well played!

 

Okay, that's inspired.

And I almost fell for it at first . . . until I actually read the petition.

 

I'll flat out admit he got me before I responded the first time - but I'm a Slashdotter from way back: RTFA? No way!

 

I would pay good money to see Sam at work in the courtroom.

 

I actually posted an indignant response, then quickly deleted it when I caught on to the joke.

Oops!

 

Rebuke! Rebuke!

 

I too am outraged about something or other. Please send me a link to your reviews posted to Amazon.com. I am eager to read your literature, sir.

 

If you're not outraged, you're not paying a tension.