Our pretend ship USS John H. Boner's crew outta control!

[Lt.Cmdr.Tug]

Lt.Cmdr Tug Johnson’s Log 0001.01: Seriously!

Attention Crew of the USS Boner: The Holodeck is for public recreational use. I know some people get more caught up than others in the Holodeck and things may get out of hand…and that’s okay…BUT please clean up anything you leave behind that is not a hologram! I MEAN……SERIOUSLY!…………SERIOUSLY!….EVERYTIME! I try to use it for my daily nude yoga lessons with Mahatma Ghandi I GOTTA SPACE MOP THE STUPID HOLODECK FLOOR! COOOOOOME ON! and don’t you guys tell me it’s La Forge because he hasn’t been here in weeks! I checked the logs! So please……clean up after yourselves….


Sincerely,
Lt.Cmdr Tug Johnson
USS John H. Boner
www.dorktrek.com

 

[Tomalak]

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[Dukhat]

In before the lock!

 

[Cyke101]

In before the lock!

This might be more appropriate:

 

[Hartzilla2007]

WTH???

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Fascinating, Captain. And logical too.

 

[Alrik]

For originality.

 

[Alrik]

Double.....damn phone.

 

[Lt.Cmdr.Tug]

lock whaaaaaaa?

 

[Danny99]

In before the lock!

This might be more appropriate:

^^ The only reason we can put up with spammers!

 

[Holdfast]

^ Always cheers me up, anyhow.

Closing 'cos there is no discussion topic.