Feel free to add to this. Dear Office Co-Worker(s), Although we see each other on a regular basis and must share space(s), I would like to point out the following behavior of yours that is irritating and should be grounds for your destruction: 1) Stop walking past my cube, tap on it, and continuing to walk off. It's annoying and I don't have eyes in the back of my head to observe your walking past. You tend to do it when I'm concentrating on something and break my train of though. 2) Stop holding impromptu meetings with another person in front of restroom doorways. It's very aggravating and tacking. This counts double of both of you are of the opposite gender of said facility. 3) Learn what an indoor voice is and use it. I'm fed up with hearing the antics of your bratty kids with the sitter, who's going to the doctor, and why you need bail money *yet again* for that worthless child of yours who is in his mid-20s.