Open letter to Jesse James ....

[Gil T.Azell]

Hey Jesse,

You stupid moron! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the
most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in
front of the world while you were slipping around.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheating idiot on
the planet!

How can you live with yourself?

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating
piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch
Tiger

 

[gturner]

Tiger,

I just heard that you were banging the 21-year old daughter of one of your neighbors.

Way to go dude!

Sure, I'm married to Sandra Bullock but I would do your wild Aryan wife in a heartbeat! If Sandra gets back with me we should do a foursome! Can you talk Elin into getting some hot Nazi tattoos? That really gets my engine racing, if you know what I mean. *wink wink*

Hey, while you're at it, bring in one of those lame PGA golfcarts. Me and the boys can give it some serious attitude and horsepower so you don't have to putter behind all those fat white geezers.

Non-black power to the people!

Jesse.

 

[Trekker4747]

Jesse,

Thanks for getting Sandra back on the market.

- Trekker.

 

[sojourner]

Didn't Jesse James die like 100 years ago?

 

[John Picard]

Didn't Jesse James die like 100 years ago?

I like ice cream.

 

[RAMA]

Hey Jesse,

You stupid moron! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the
most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in
front of the world while you were slipping around.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheating idiot on
the planet!

How can you live with yourself?

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating
piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch
Tiger

You know those women he cheated with are no prizes...

Common Guy on the Street

 

[Udat]

Didn't Jesse James die like 100 years ago?

I like ice cream.

I like cheese.

 

[Colonel Green]

Hey Jesse,

You stupid moron! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the
most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in
front of the world while you were slipping around.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheating idiot on
the planet!

How can you live with yourself?

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating
piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch
Tiger

You know those women he cheated with are no prizes...

Common Guy on the Street

Neither is Sandra Bullock once you peel off the 3lbs of high end cosmetics.

 

[Garm Bel Iblis]

Hey Jesse,

You stupid moron! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the
most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in
front of the world while you were slipping around.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheating idiot on
the planet!

How can you live with yourself?

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating
piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch
Tiger

You know those women he cheated with are no prizes...

Common Guy on the Street

Neither is Sandra Bullock once you peel off the 3lbs of high end cosmetics.

Goes to show that no matter what she loooks like a man can get tired and stray.

 

[Joeman]

I blame Sandra Bullock for not being able to tell that this guy is a douche bag. Jesus I could tell just by looking at the guy and hearing 2 words come out of his mouth. Duh.

 

[Garak]

Sandra Bullock is fugly and probably a Nazi sympathizer to boot.

 

[John Picard]

Sandra Bullock is fugly and probably a Nazi sympathizer to boot.

I cannot believe this thread was just Godwin'd

 

[gturner]

Sandra Bullock is fugly and probably a Nazi sympathizer to boot.

I cannot believe this thread was just Godwin'd

It's kind of hard not to Godwin it, considering.

^ Slept with

^ her

and caused this whole mess.

Here. Play with kitty till you feel better.

 

[Brent]

Sandra deserves so so so so much better, I don't know why she got with him in the first place

 

[Gil T.Azell]

^ her

Yeah those tats will look just right when she's 64, if the ho lives that long [insert vomit smilie] here.
Like the old saying goes

"Any body who'd that is too lazy to go home and Off!"
I guess Jesse got lazy.

 

[publiusr]

Forget it guys--I'm currently dating Sandra
--Robert Ford

 

[scotpens]

Goes to show that no matter what she loooks like a man can get tired and stray.

Well, that's not exactly news. Men are genetically programmed to spread their seed as far and wide as possible. Anyone remember the Hugh Grant incident? He was shacking up with Liz Hurley, for chrissakes, and he paid a street hooker 50 dollars for a BJ in his car. For another hundred bucks, he could have at least gotten a hotel room -- or a better-looking hooker!