One might quote Nemesis when.

[GeneHunt]

1) When a male transvestite/transsexual comes up to you.
You are not a woman

2) When your boss is on your back all time
I have a word for you...Patience

3) When someone complains you have an angry face
A lifetime of violence will do that to you

4) When a colleaque is leaving
Serving with you, has been an honor.

 

[Shazam!]

5) I can't come out tonight, I'm busy
Don't be so vague.

 

[GeneHunt]

6) When someone offers you help with an assignment
I HAVE COME THIS FAR ALONE!

 

[lurok]

7) Encounter a hot female
She's a predator
quickly followed by
I'll be in the gym

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

8) When playing an ill-advised game of chicken with a much larger vehicle:
He wants to look me in the eye.

9) When hung over:
Romulan Ale should be illegal.

 

[T'Girl]

10) When your partner "finishes" before you do.

(Picard) Of course you're happy, but what about my needs?

 

[eepruls]

5) I can't come out tonight, I'm busy
Don't be so vague.

Shinzon actually says "Don't be so vain."

 

[Trekker4747]

5) I can't come out tonight, I'm busy
Don't be so vague.

Shinzon actually says "Don't be so vain."

This post isn't about you.

 

[GeneHunt]

5) I can't come out tonight, I'm busy
Don't be so vague.

Shinzon actually says "Don't be so vain."

This post isn't about you.

But yeah your right its vain...

 

[GeneHunt]

When your best friend is going to see a prostitute:

I recommend extreme caution..

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

After an orgy:
No. Twenty-three was my limit.