I'm working on a TNG era reproduction that will require dressing by some of Mike Okuda's ob-round labels. The fine print was not meant to be read on-screen and often contained inside jokes. I have been searching for a cannon list of these but was not entirely successful. One of the problems is there are many fan made reproductions, some with non-cannon captions. I have seen variations in the dimensions as well. I have seen 7/8" x 4 1/4", 1" x 4", etc...
Below is a compilation of some I have collected, but I cannot verify they are all cannon.
Can anyone confirm which are authentic and add some others? Also can anyone provide the size of the cannon labels?
42 ║ ENVIRONMENTAL SYSTEMS 01-1865
Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim.
047 ║ OPTICAL DATA NET SERVICE ACCESS
Caution: Operating protocol 95-7574 requires full redundancy for all
primary data feeds. Be vewy, vewy qwiet, I'm hunting wabbits. Hew hew hew!
302 ║ OPTICAL DATA NET SERVICE ACCESS 3089, Just sit right back
and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic
port, aboard this tiny ship....
302 ║ LIBRARY COMPUTER ACCESS & RETRIEVAL SYS
Caution: Mission critical optical data network elements must remain
online unless disconnect is authorized by bridge ops manager.
321 ║ ACCESS PANEL 22-329
Contains active optical data elements. Do not remove this panel
without authorization from chief engineer. Jane, stop this crazy thing!
386 ║ CAUTION: CRYOGENIC FLUID HAZARD
Extremely cold temperatures inside. Proper safety equipment must
be used and safety protocols observed when opening this unit.
451 ║ AUXILIARY SYSTEMS 32-2398
Caution: objects in mirror are closer than they appear to be. A stitch in time saves nine. In space, no
one can hear you scream.
451 ║ AUXILIARY SYSTEMS 92-610
Caution: This systems follow a single operations protocol: Who we go back
the electric cart who wakes Steve Gutenberg a start. We go we go.
806 ║ TERTIARY SUBSYSTEM 45-784
Safety protocol 4077 must be observed prior to opening this compartment
or equipment. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
855 ║ ACCESS PANEL 78-0087
Refer servicing to qualified Starfleet
technicians. No user serviceable parts inside. Remember, no matter
where you go, there you are.
855 ║ ACCESS PANEL 46-102
No user serviceable parts inside. They fight and bite, they fight and fight!
And bite, fight fight fight, bite bite bite, it's the Itchy & Scratchy Show.
855 ║ ACCESS PANEL 78-0067
REFER SERVICING TO QUALIFIED STARFLEET TECHNICIANS. No user serviceable parts
inside. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
927 ║ ENGINEERING ACCESS ONLY
Do not attempt to service this module without authorization from chief
engineering or operations officer. My God, the bastards killed Kenny!
954 ║ ENGINEERING ACCESS ONLY,
Three hundred thousand
kilometers per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law. Your actual
mileage may vary, of course.
954 ║ ENGINEERING ACCESS ONLY 83-152
Warning: Severe plasma hazard. Do not access when primary warp drive
systems are in use. I thought I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did tee A puddy tat.
Below is a compilation of some I have collected, but I cannot verify they are all cannon.
Can anyone confirm which are authentic and add some others? Also can anyone provide the size of the cannon labels?
42 ║ ENVIRONMENTAL SYSTEMS 01-1865
Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim.
047 ║ OPTICAL DATA NET SERVICE ACCESS
Caution: Operating protocol 95-7574 requires full redundancy for all
primary data feeds. Be vewy, vewy qwiet, I'm hunting wabbits. Hew hew hew!
302 ║ OPTICAL DATA NET SERVICE ACCESS 3089, Just sit right back
and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic
port, aboard this tiny ship....
302 ║ LIBRARY COMPUTER ACCESS & RETRIEVAL SYS
Caution: Mission critical optical data network elements must remain
online unless disconnect is authorized by bridge ops manager.
321 ║ ACCESS PANEL 22-329
Contains active optical data elements. Do not remove this panel
without authorization from chief engineer. Jane, stop this crazy thing!
386 ║ CAUTION: CRYOGENIC FLUID HAZARD
Extremely cold temperatures inside. Proper safety equipment must
be used and safety protocols observed when opening this unit.
451 ║ AUXILIARY SYSTEMS 32-2398
Caution: objects in mirror are closer than they appear to be. A stitch in time saves nine. In space, no
one can hear you scream.
451 ║ AUXILIARY SYSTEMS 92-610
Caution: This systems follow a single operations protocol: Who we go back
the electric cart who wakes Steve Gutenberg a start. We go we go.
806 ║ TERTIARY SUBSYSTEM 45-784
Safety protocol 4077 must be observed prior to opening this compartment
or equipment. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
855 ║ ACCESS PANEL 78-0087
Refer servicing to qualified Starfleet
technicians. No user serviceable parts inside. Remember, no matter
where you go, there you are.
855 ║ ACCESS PANEL 46-102
No user serviceable parts inside. They fight and bite, they fight and fight!
And bite, fight fight fight, bite bite bite, it's the Itchy & Scratchy Show.
855 ║ ACCESS PANEL 78-0067
REFER SERVICING TO QUALIFIED STARFLEET TECHNICIANS. No user serviceable parts
inside. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
927 ║ ENGINEERING ACCESS ONLY
Do not attempt to service this module without authorization from chief
engineering or operations officer. My God, the bastards killed Kenny!
954 ║ ENGINEERING ACCESS ONLY,
Three hundred thousand
kilometers per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law. Your actual
mileage may vary, of course.
954 ║ ENGINEERING ACCESS ONLY 83-152
Warning: Severe plasma hazard. Do not access when primary warp drive
systems are in use. I thought I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did tee A puddy tat.
