I found an old bit from a parody I and some friends did a while ago. I put it in this forum because it is specific to Voyager...
Captain Cashew N. Spoonway [janeway]
Skizotay [chakotay]
Raver of Nine from the Borgness [7 of 9]
Sporkan [Tuvok]
Meperelanna [belanna]
Wes Marsailles [tom paris]
Ensign Storage/Susy [harry kim]
Dureelix [neelix]
Bess [Kes]
Mikktor [the doctor]
[musics]Duh nuuuuh BUM BUM bUM duh nuuh......duuuuh nuh.[musics]
All is nice a cozy on the bridge.
Sporkan: Captain, we are being messeged.
Spoonway: Check it.
Alien pops on screen. It has wiery forehead apparations and looks very humanish.
Spoonway: Hello! I am Captain Cashew N. Spoonway of the Abhoration Big Ship Forager.
Alien: Hey you! get out our space territory!
Spoonway: I'm sorry, sir, i didn't know this was your space. But I must digress, sir; yours is the quickest way to the A Place. It contains Htrae, our home, and we've-
Alien: i dun care, you ugly wackface.
Spoonway: what!?!?!
Susy: they alien ship is charging weapons, mother.
Spoonway: back us out.
Sporkan: The Reverse gear is offline.
BOOM BOOM. sKKK. Random crewman falls on ground.
Spoonway: Alien vessel, stand down your weapons, or we will be forced to retaliate.
Alien: Then do so, you weak frenchies!
Skizotay: How does he know about France?
A DUN DUN DUN look manifests in Spoonway's fierce eyes.
What will happen next? Find out after the commercial break!
Captain Cashew N. Spoonway [janeway]
Skizotay [chakotay]
Raver of Nine from the Borgness [7 of 9]
Sporkan [Tuvok]
Meperelanna [belanna]
Wes Marsailles [tom paris]
Ensign Storage/Susy [harry kim]
Dureelix [neelix]
Bess [Kes]
Mikktor [the doctor]
[musics]Duh nuuuuh BUM BUM bUM duh nuuh......duuuuh nuh.[musics]
All is nice a cozy on the bridge.
Sporkan: Captain, we are being messeged.
Spoonway: Check it.
Alien pops on screen. It has wiery forehead apparations and looks very humanish.
Spoonway: Hello! I am Captain Cashew N. Spoonway of the Abhoration Big Ship Forager.
Alien: Hey you! get out our space territory!
Spoonway: I'm sorry, sir, i didn't know this was your space. But I must digress, sir; yours is the quickest way to the A Place. It contains Htrae, our home, and we've-
Alien: i dun care, you ugly wackface.
Spoonway: what!?!?!
Susy: they alien ship is charging weapons, mother.
Spoonway: back us out.
Sporkan: The Reverse gear is offline.
BOOM BOOM. sKKK. Random crewman falls on ground.
Spoonway: Alien vessel, stand down your weapons, or we will be forced to retaliate.
Alien: Then do so, you weak frenchies!
Skizotay: How does he know about France?
A DUN DUN DUN look manifests in Spoonway's fierce eyes.
What will happen next? Find out after the commercial break!