nuTrek 7-word game!

[F. King Daniel]

Since the old game's reaching 8,000 posts, and mandatory closure, it's time to reboot the reboot!

Now with two extra words! More storytelling! More lens flares! More JJ-inspired lunacy!

*Ahem*

...

Kirk was walking down a corridor, thinking

 

[shapeshifter]

what species woman shall I seduce today?

 

[F. King Daniel]

I heard Gorn woman like to be

 

[Disruptor]

gently tickled on their dorsal scales. But

 

[The Wormhole]

Kirk's Orion girlfriend was demanding child support.

 

[F. King Daniel]

"Oh man, not this again!" Kirk moaned,

 

[Enterprise is Great]

I told her that kid ain't mine!

 

[F. King Daniel]

"That's not what this blood test indicates."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"My blood carries Vegan Choreomeningitis, or did

 

[F. King Daniel]

that only happen in the other timeline?

 

[Disruptor]

" Kirk wondered.

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor..."

 

[The Wormhole]

Spock then decided to step in and

 

[Disruptor]

thank the captian for the Spam(tm) he'd

 

[F. King Daniel]

been enduring for decades. Even though he

 

[Deranged Nasat]

installed spam deflectors in the shield grid,

 

[Enterprise is Great]

that putrid glop just kept showing up

 

[The Wormhole]

it was more annoying than leading zeroes

 

[Disruptor]

, which rank very high amongst Vulcan annoyances.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

The lowest ranking annoyance was auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

It was on there, but minor compared