What do you think the chances are of seeing elements of Amok Time in the next movie? I don't think they'd make it the whole movie, but it'd make an interesting subplot:
The Enterprise stops briefly at a Federation Outpost to take a few dozen Vulcan survivors a little closer to the new Vulcan Homeworld so they can rejoin their fellow countrymen. One of them is T'Pring (Or Nu'Pring?), a research scientist.
[Nu'Pring casing call. Megan Fox? Meagan Goode?]
As soon as Spock sees her (convienently while with Uhura), you can see that there's a visible reaction (heavier breathing, nervous looking, sweat maybe). Kirk assigns Spock to make them feel more comfortable on the Enterprise, but he seems reluctant. After Kirk finds out that Spock's been shirking his duties with the Vulcans, he confronts him, and Spock shouts at him. Only losing his composure for a minute, he explains to Kirk that Nu'Pring is his fiance, and that he feels uncomfortable interacting with her due to his relationship with Uhura. Kirk silently marvels at the fact that Spock gets a hot girl each movie, and then states that although Spock still has to liason with the Vulcans, he understands if he does only the bare minimum.
[insert several scenes with Vulcan refugees, complaining about accomodations, complaining about human stench, playing Vulcan dodgeball, etc.]
Spock decides to man up and tell Uhura what's going on between him and Nu'Pring. Uhura tells Spock she understands (she doesnt, and is clearly disturbed) and asks who he wants to be with. Spock is no dummy, and says her. Uhura tells him that maybe he should go and talk to Nu'Pring, and break it off.
Spock reluctantly agrees, but of course puts it off. Unfortunately, Nu'Pring spoils his putting off of things when she puts in a request to Spock to have access to a science lab on the Enterprise so she can continue analyzing data from one of her experiments. Spock shows her the science lab nervously, and Nu'Pring starts asking questions about their relationship, which she hasn't done to this point. She throws some low blow about him slumming with humans:
Nu'Pring "I see how you react to the Human female. There is a significant connection between you. Have you been among them long enough to actually desire their kind? How do you stand their shameful displays of emotion? Their stench? It is only logical perhaps...you are your father's son. And of course, your mother's..."
Spock, who has been getting visibly more and more upset as she speaks, smacks her, still looking angry afterward, but utterly shocked at what he's done. Nu'Pring wipes blood away from her lip, and says:
"Perhaps you are not the one for me. My blood runs green. I question the color of yours. You probably don't know what to do with a real woman anyway...."
Of course this is a cue for them to both jump on each other. Passionate kissing, ripping of tunics, destruction of equipment around them....
Then in walks Nu'Pring's research assistant....NU STONN!!! (Didn't see that coming, did you?), followed by Kirk, who is showing him where he can put his box of hydrospanners, because Spock isn't answering his communicator. Nu Stonn is cheesed. Kirk is too.
Next scene. Kirk reads Spock the riot act for not being able to keep his hands off the refugees, and acting like a common...well, <i>him</i>, and puts him off duty for medical observation, because he's been really acting weird. Bones scans him, and finds some anomalous readings that he doesn't understand, because he didn't have many Vulcan clients in Mississippi. His new chief nurse, the bright and promising Christine Chapel, attempts to help him with the task of deciphering the data. Who of course, thinks Spock is easy on the eyes, so throwing herself into the research is not a problem.
Spock gets progressively worse, to the point that he's whipping Plomeek soup around the Sickbay, and assaulting the staff. McCoy states that he's a doctor, not a headshrink, nor a mixed martial arts fighter, and declares that Spock is going to have to be confined to the brig under guard while they figure out what's wrong with him. Surprisingly, none of the Vulcans are volunteering any information on what's going on with Spock.
Spock, being the most intelligent and resourceful person on the ship (and also having pointy ears), breaks out of the brig....
Meanwhile, whatever the main plot of the movie is moves ahead. When they finally realize that Spock is gone, Kirk, McCoy, and Uhura search for him and find him in a cargo bay, surrounded by Vulcans, looking vagely like something out of Fight Club. He's facing Nu-Stonn, who appears to be his challenger. [Casting call for Nu-Stonn. Channing Tatum, ala "Fighting"?] And who is the Tyler Durden of this whole affair?
Nu'Pau!!!!!!! (You saw that coming, didn't you?)
Several burly Vulcans grab Kirk & Co. Kirk asks what is going on, and is told by Nu'Pau:
"What thee are about to see, comes down from the time of the beginning; without change. This is the Vulcan heart. This is the Vulcan soul. This is our being."
Kirk: What? What are you talking about?
Nu'Pau: Thee first rule of Koon-ut-kal-if-fee. No one talks about Koon-ut-kal-if-fee....
Haw, just kidding. Nu'Pring welcomes Kirk to her "wedding" and explains briefly what's going on. Kirk states that she can't do that on his starship. Nu'Pring says that as an endangered species, his first duty as a Starfleet Officer is to facilitate their survival. This cargo bay brawl is part solemn ceremony, part government protected mating grounds. Kirk, clearly irritated, states that it's his ship, so it's his mating grounds, and he'll determine who mates on them.
Nu'Pau sez: Thee has a point. Whoever owns the grounds of koon-ut-kal-if-fee, has rights.
Kirk: What rights?
Nu'Pau: The right to pick the challenger.
Kirk: Alright, I pick myself!
Nu'Pau: Very well. You must prepare now to fight....to the death!!!
Kirk:........
The classic fight. Bones slips Kirk a hypospray of "adrenaline" because there's an unfair advantage. Kirk "dies". Spock cries. Kirk gets better. THE END!!!!
So, what do you think?
The Enterprise stops briefly at a Federation Outpost to take a few dozen Vulcan survivors a little closer to the new Vulcan Homeworld so they can rejoin their fellow countrymen. One of them is T'Pring (Or Nu'Pring?), a research scientist.
[Nu'Pring casing call. Megan Fox? Meagan Goode?]
As soon as Spock sees her (convienently while with Uhura), you can see that there's a visible reaction (heavier breathing, nervous looking, sweat maybe). Kirk assigns Spock to make them feel more comfortable on the Enterprise, but he seems reluctant. After Kirk finds out that Spock's been shirking his duties with the Vulcans, he confronts him, and Spock shouts at him. Only losing his composure for a minute, he explains to Kirk that Nu'Pring is his fiance, and that he feels uncomfortable interacting with her due to his relationship with Uhura. Kirk silently marvels at the fact that Spock gets a hot girl each movie, and then states that although Spock still has to liason with the Vulcans, he understands if he does only the bare minimum.
[insert several scenes with Vulcan refugees, complaining about accomodations, complaining about human stench, playing Vulcan dodgeball, etc.]
Spock decides to man up and tell Uhura what's going on between him and Nu'Pring. Uhura tells Spock she understands (she doesnt, and is clearly disturbed) and asks who he wants to be with. Spock is no dummy, and says her. Uhura tells him that maybe he should go and talk to Nu'Pring, and break it off.
Spock reluctantly agrees, but of course puts it off. Unfortunately, Nu'Pring spoils his putting off of things when she puts in a request to Spock to have access to a science lab on the Enterprise so she can continue analyzing data from one of her experiments. Spock shows her the science lab nervously, and Nu'Pring starts asking questions about their relationship, which she hasn't done to this point. She throws some low blow about him slumming with humans:
Nu'Pring "I see how you react to the Human female. There is a significant connection between you. Have you been among them long enough to actually desire their kind? How do you stand their shameful displays of emotion? Their stench? It is only logical perhaps...you are your father's son. And of course, your mother's..."
Spock, who has been getting visibly more and more upset as she speaks, smacks her, still looking angry afterward, but utterly shocked at what he's done. Nu'Pring wipes blood away from her lip, and says:
"Perhaps you are not the one for me. My blood runs green. I question the color of yours. You probably don't know what to do with a real woman anyway...."
Of course this is a cue for them to both jump on each other. Passionate kissing, ripping of tunics, destruction of equipment around them....
Then in walks Nu'Pring's research assistant....NU STONN!!! (Didn't see that coming, did you?), followed by Kirk, who is showing him where he can put his box of hydrospanners, because Spock isn't answering his communicator. Nu Stonn is cheesed. Kirk is too.
Next scene. Kirk reads Spock the riot act for not being able to keep his hands off the refugees, and acting like a common...well, <i>him</i>, and puts him off duty for medical observation, because he's been really acting weird. Bones scans him, and finds some anomalous readings that he doesn't understand, because he didn't have many Vulcan clients in Mississippi. His new chief nurse, the bright and promising Christine Chapel, attempts to help him with the task of deciphering the data. Who of course, thinks Spock is easy on the eyes, so throwing herself into the research is not a problem.
Spock gets progressively worse, to the point that he's whipping Plomeek soup around the Sickbay, and assaulting the staff. McCoy states that he's a doctor, not a headshrink, nor a mixed martial arts fighter, and declares that Spock is going to have to be confined to the brig under guard while they figure out what's wrong with him. Surprisingly, none of the Vulcans are volunteering any information on what's going on with Spock.
Spock, being the most intelligent and resourceful person on the ship (and also having pointy ears), breaks out of the brig....
Meanwhile, whatever the main plot of the movie is moves ahead. When they finally realize that Spock is gone, Kirk, McCoy, and Uhura search for him and find him in a cargo bay, surrounded by Vulcans, looking vagely like something out of Fight Club. He's facing Nu-Stonn, who appears to be his challenger. [Casting call for Nu-Stonn. Channing Tatum, ala "Fighting"?] And who is the Tyler Durden of this whole affair?
Nu'Pau!!!!!!! (You saw that coming, didn't you?)
Several burly Vulcans grab Kirk & Co. Kirk asks what is going on, and is told by Nu'Pau:
"What thee are about to see, comes down from the time of the beginning; without change. This is the Vulcan heart. This is the Vulcan soul. This is our being."
Kirk: What? What are you talking about?
Nu'Pau: Thee first rule of Koon-ut-kal-if-fee. No one talks about Koon-ut-kal-if-fee....
Haw, just kidding. Nu'Pring welcomes Kirk to her "wedding" and explains briefly what's going on. Kirk states that she can't do that on his starship. Nu'Pring says that as an endangered species, his first duty as a Starfleet Officer is to facilitate their survival. This cargo bay brawl is part solemn ceremony, part government protected mating grounds. Kirk, clearly irritated, states that it's his ship, so it's his mating grounds, and he'll determine who mates on them.
Nu'Pau sez: Thee has a point. Whoever owns the grounds of koon-ut-kal-if-fee, has rights.
Kirk: What rights?
Nu'Pau: The right to pick the challenger.
Kirk: Alright, I pick myself!
Nu'Pau: Very well. You must prepare now to fight....to the death!!!
Kirk:........
The classic fight. Bones slips Kirk a hypospray of "adrenaline" because there's an unfair advantage. Kirk "dies". Spock cries. Kirk gets better. THE END!!!!
So, what do you think?
