No hooters on Starship Troopers

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Odon, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. Odon

    Odon Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I'd just like to express my outrage! :klingon: I've just finished watching Starship Troopers 3: Marauder and NOT ONCE do they show us Jolene's tits! I saw more of her skin of Enterprise than I did on this action/exploitation fic! Just what do they think 'B-Movie' stands for anyway? B-Grade dialogue? Belated use of powersuits? Bug stomping? (OK, maybe that) Badly-done satire on the links between religion and war? Bugger-all reference to Heinlein? No it was BLALOCK'S BOOBS!

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    (OK, they showed us tits in one gratuitous scene, but not the ones I was after)
     
  2. Starbreaker

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    Oh you scared me... I thought you meant no tits anywhere in the film.

    *sigh of relief*
     
  3. msbae

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    Well, I guess I don't need to waste time with that film.
     
  4. Trekker4747

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    It being a DTV movie didn't tip you off? ;)
     
  5. Brent

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    I rather enjoyed the movie
     
  6. SalvorHardin

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    This movie was awful. Not worst than ST2 but still awful.

    Jolene's tits could have made it worth the wasted time but we didn't even get that :p
     
  7. Kirkman1987

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    That's a shame.....might've made it more likable.

    I've avoided the sequels due to terrible word of mouth. I did like the first one well enough. I watched the original with a large group recently and no oned seemed to get that it's a satire.
     
  8. Aragorn

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    This movie wasn't called Starship Troopers Fantasies or Starship Troopers: Spring Break. What were you expecting?
     
  9. SalvorHardin

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    A little less Casper ass and a bit more Jolene tits...:p
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And more Amanda Donohoe tits.
     
  11. Captaindemotion

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    Look on the bright side. We did get to see Dana Meyer's puppies in the original, even if we didn't get to see Denise Richards' more spectacular hangers. But, yeah, revealing Jolene's norks would definitely have pushed this into the 'Must-See' category ... :drool:
     
  12. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Those are some great metaphors you've used there. :lol:

    Side note: What the hell are those people doing behind Jolene?
     
  13. Trubinator

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    Yeah, they should have been featured in the film. Oh well.
     
  14. Dayton Ward

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    Admiring her new tattoo?
     
  15. tharpdevenport

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    I recall reading they cut some shots out of the first movie that show Denise Richards' boobies.
     
  16. Procutus

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    Sorry dude, I can't be as generous. I thought it sucked, and yeah, I was hoping that Jolene would've showed off her rack like everyone else in this thread.
     
  17. Amaris

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    LOVE the first. Saw it back when I was in high school. Totally awesome movie.
    Second? Meh.
    Third? Guh.


    J.
     
  18. Aragorn

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    At the next Presidential debate:

    "This question is for both candidates. In the movie Starship Troopers 3, should Jolene Blalock have shown us her tits?"
     
  19. NCC1701

    NCC1701 Commodore Commodore

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    You might be right, there's a deleted scene on my Starship Troopers DVD where DR is nearly topless - still wearing a bra, unfortunately - would that be the scene you're talking about?
     
  20. Emher

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    Aw sadface man, real sadface right there! :(