Nightmare casting suggestions

[retroenzo]

Pick a Star Trek series and pick the worst cast line-up to replace the cast of the series.

Let's be civilised and no nasty comments about any of the actual cast members

 

[flandry84]

Morgan Freeman...as anything really.But people will suggest him for Sisko.
Ditto Tommy Lee Jones.(old smilin' Tommy)

Let me clarify,I refuse to watch anything with these two "actors"in it.

 

[Balok's Decoy]

Jonathan Archer - Jeff Foxworthy
Phlox - Ron White
Trip Tucker - Larry the Cable Guy
Malcolm Reed - Bill Engvall

(Trip finds out he's pregnant) "Git-r-doooooone"

 

[Galactic Alignment]

Samuel L Jackson as Sisko ("time to get these mother****ing Klingons off this mother****ing starbase").

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Jimmie Walker as Jake: Di-li-thium! would not work.

 

[JoeCabby]

Bobcat Goldthwait as Data
Aaron Paul as Wesley Crusher (No, you shut up bitch!)
Lady Gaga as Diana Troi
Jim Carrey as Picard
Webster as Worf

 

[locutus101]

That sounds like fun!

Let's see:

Jim Carey as Archer
Jon Cryer as Trip
Rowan Atkinson as Malcolm
Jenette Goldstein as T'Pol

How's that?

 

[Kor]

John Malkovich as Wesley Crusher.

Kor

 

[locutus101]

John Malkovich as Wesley Crusher.

Kor

That would be an old Wesley Crusher then.

 

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Gérard Depardieu as Jean-Luc Picard.

 

[Cyke101]

Emma Stone or Tilda Swinton as Hikaru Sulu.

Yeah, I went there.

 

[Kor]

Gérard Depardieu as Jean-Luc Picard.

At least he would actually be French.

Kor

 

[locutus101]

At least he would actually be French.

Kor

 

[locutus101]

Conchata Ferrell as Deanna Troi.

I'd really like to see that!

 

[Paradise City]

TNG reboot

Danny deVito as Captain Jean Luc Picard
Christopher Walken as William Riker
Chris Rock as Lt Worf.
Lindsay Lohan as Miss. Data.
Joe Pesci as Counselor Daniel Troi
Kevin Costner as Geordi LaForge
Jack Nicholson as Dr. Trevor Crusher,
Benicio del Toro as Wesley Crusher.

William Shatner with that salubrious purr of his would be perfect for the Computer Voice (this will win some easy extra ratings without overshadowing what is otherwise a stellar cast.)

 

[MANT!]

Andy Griffith as Captain James T. Kirk
Don Knotts as Science Officer Spock
Jim Nabors as Dr. Leonard McCoy