The only thing not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it
is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a
corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 1, 2010, penises will be taxed according to
size. The brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-9" Pole Tax
6"-7" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisanc= Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone
under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it
is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a
corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 1, 2010, penises will be taxed according to
size. The brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-9" Pole Tax
6"-7" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisanc= Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone
under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
