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National Review Online Trek Weekend!

CaptainGold

Lieutenant Commander
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I write this at some risk, knowing that there are many people here who are not American political conservatives. However, I am one, and one of my favorite sites, National Review Online
National Review
has a Trek weekend.

It started as a joke between the web site hostess and one of the contributors, and it is an interesting and fun read. Take a look at it!
 
For you TNG lovers/Haters, and example:

ON NRO's Blog, The Corner (http://corner.nationalreview.com)

"Thanks for all the great Star Trek posts. Based on your TNG comments, I’ve enclosed two convenient plot summaries, which cover most of the episodes:



Version One:



Lt. Data: Captain, sensors indicate a complete absence of plot or action in this quadrant.

Capt. Picard: To the Holodeck! Quickly!





Version Two:



First Ten Minutes: Introduce dramatic back story, interrupted by realization that ship is under attack from “techie-techie” thing.

Next Forty Minutes: Dramatic back story, with deep, transforming personal realizations by one or more crew members

Final Ten minutes: Lt. Data suggests improvising some “anti-techie-techie” stuff and shooting it at the “techie-techie” thing, thus resolving the crisis.

As a variation, Wesley Crusher will suggest the “anti-techie-techie” instead, but his suggestion comes fifteen minutes into the episode, only to have Picard continually tell him to “Be quiet, Wesley!” until the last ten minutes. Note that the dramatic back story segment guarantees each character a minimum of one “evil twin” episode and one “return of a family member with unresolved issues” episode."
 
Oh my, that's a lot to read. Took them long enough. Wasn't this set up last year some time? Lileks rocks as usual.
 
The National Review? That website is Rush Limbaugh, but in web form. No frackin' thanks.
 
Plum said:
The National Review? That website is Rush Limbaugh, but in web form. No frackin' thanks.
No no no. Rushlimbaugh.com is Rush Limbaugh in web form. This is William Buckley in web form.

IDIC in action!
 
And yet Captain Kirk violated the Prime Directive to save the Pelosians from extinction. That's gratitude for you.
 
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