Naked teen with poodle assaults woman

[bigdaddy]

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.

I wonder what that was.

His penis was tiny!

 

[NickInABox]

How do you use a poodle as an offensive weapon?

You can if it's a teenage mutant ninja poodle.

WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT THEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Either really.

Zing! You always make me laugh.