Naked teen with poodle assaults woman

[Josh Kelton]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29791614/

HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Michigan, police said.

The boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility on Monday, Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast said. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard.

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.

The two spoke briefly. When the woman took out a cell phone to call for help, the boy pushed her and fled with the phone, which he later broke in half.

Deputies found the boy. He's charged in juvenile court with strong-arm robbery and assault.

 

[Roger Wilco]

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.

I wonder what that was.

 

[Australis]

Apostle? That you?

 

[gwud]

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.

I wonder what that was.

Teenager with a Poodle?

 

[sidious618]

I'm posting from the juvenile facility.

 

[Goliath]

I'm posting from the juvenile facility.

Well, then what was up with the poodle?

I mean--seriously, dude. Masculinity fail.

 

[sidious618]

I'm posting from the juvenile facility.

Well, then what was up with the poodle?

I mean--seriously, dude. Masculinity fail.

I couldn't find my sheep dog. I was planning to run naked through the fields with it but it abandoned me. I had to steal some old bag's podle instead. We looked FABULOUS! together.

 

[RevdKathy]

How do you use a poodle as an offensive weapon?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

They're annoying little blighters ...

 

[iguana_tonante]

Apostle? That you?

I knew, knew that someone had to say that. I was afraid that it would have be me. You spared me the trouble.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I could have sworn this story was posted about 2 months ago.

 

[CaptainStoner]

The boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility on Monday, Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast said.

"Where's Lenny?"
"I think he's in his room."
"Did you give him his meds?"
"Ummm...yeah. Yes. Definitely."
"Ok. Man, this jobs pays shit."
"You're telling me."

 

[miraclefan]

They're annoying little blighters ...

I call them those ''YAPPIE DOGS'' all bark no bite!

 

[Rii]

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.

I wonder what that was.

Teenager with a Poodle?

Hence the behavioural treatment facility.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I wonder what that was.

Teenager with a Poodle?

Hence the behavioural treatment facility.

Where do they send the grown men with poodles - the Trekbbs?

 

[gwud]

Teenager with a Poodle?

Hence the behavioural treatment facility.

Where do they send the grown men with poodles - the Trekbbs?

Gay bars!

At least thats where I go with mine.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

With your poodle or with your men?

 

[gwud]

Either really.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Did he really have a poodle or was she just nearsighted?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

How do you use a poodle as an offensive weapon?

You can if it's a teenage mutant ninja poodle.