Naked girls plough fields for rain

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I am much better suited to look at and judge naked women. Trust me, give me the job, and I'll give you beautiful naked ladies.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm offended by this. Very sexist.

Wooooooooooah there, Sir Spamalot. We'll take sarcasm from all sides, but not from you, sir. NOT FROM YOU!

Now go grab your little thesaurus of alternate names for masturbation and run along now. I said good day to you, sir. GOOD DAY!

Oooh, i got knighted.

I'm offended by this. Very sexist.

Fine. Everybody gets naked. Happy now?

Now that's better.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I am much better suited to look at and judge naked women. Trust me, give me the job, and I'll give you beautiful naked ladies.

If you're willing to provide beautiful naked ladies, I concede. But you'll have to guarantee they are 1) beautiful, 2) naked (ie. nude though topless would be acceptable), and 3) female. No guarantee of ladyship is necessary. Indeed, it might be counterproductive.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

"That's the end of the woman's floor tournament. Now let's bring on the men!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

If they really want to embarres them, it should be a bunch of hairy, fat, ugly naked guys. With man-TITs that sag down to their belly buttons.

 

[Colonel Green]

^ Did someone call for me?