My Spanking and Wanking Habits

[Spunkyspock]

Hi. Leonard Nimoy here.
I've grown tired of fiddling about my GayDate Mansion now all the Males who I've taken in have realized there isn't anyone other than me there.

So, I've decided to whip my willy over to the Star Trek Forums where I know some Felattic Fan will want to have some fun.
It's hard to get hard when your my age.
It's so fucking ageist how you can't have old people slapping the asses of young 20 year olds. If they're enjoying it that is, and why wouldn't they with my special drugs.

I love Trekkie cock anyway.
So many interesting tattoos and patterns. I especially liked the one that was shaped like my ear and put in my mouth.

Anyway, reply below.
And may the force be with you, or whatever that stupid catchphrase I do is.

 

[KinkyKirk]

This seems logical.

 

[Spunkyspock]

My disfunctioning gland is illogical.

 

[TheSeeker]

 

[Avon]

vulcan spunk glows in the dark and tastes like potatoes

 

[1001001]

 

[Dac]

Dammit, why couldn't Jolene Blalock come and say this?!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

My disfunctioning gland is illogical.

The accurate spelling is "dysfunctioning."

A common mistake, but see that you don't make it again.

You two should opt into the Neutral Zone forum. You'd have lots of fun.

 

[Vendikarr]

Your trolling isn't even effective. There are rarely Trek discussions in SF&F.

I have to give you an 'F' for this effort.

 

[Deckerd]

The Neutral Zone beckons this person(s) with a lady of the night's polished finger.

 

[LitmusDragon]

 

[RoJoHen]

Trolling is funnier when it isn't so obvious.

 

[Brikar99]

This is the best thing I've seen all day, therefore this thread has real value.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Pfft. The real Leonard Nimoy would know that what he's really into is fat chicks.

Your trolling isn't even effective. There are rarely Trek discussions in SF&F.

I have to give you an 'F' for this effort.

I would pay real money to see this topic in the TOS forum.

But if the real Leonard Nimoy would like to tell us more about his fat chick fetish, I'm sure he'd be welcome in any forum.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

This is the best thing I've seen all day, therefore this thread has real value.

Excellent post. Both of you.

Oh, and...

 

[ITL]