So I e-mailed this to the mod, but then all the other threads started popping up... Anyway. Probably the simplest thing ever, but it tickled me.
Nice start but it needs some tweaking. Gotta turn the Firefly's lateral engine domes into bussard collectors. Also re-work the coloring so it looks less like what it started out as.
"Welcome to the Enterprise, Ambassador Badass." "Thank you, Captain. I have long looked forward to your legendary hospitality..." "I'll take you to your suite." "...And to beating up your head of security, Lt. Worf." "Excuse me?" "Worf. Everyone in the galaxy knows that to show how tough you are, you must beat up Worf at the beginning of the episode." "Ah, my apologies, Ambassador. Worf has been transferred to DS9 for trauma recovery. We have a NEW security chief." ... THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE ...