Hello and welcome to this long long long awaited contest! First up to the plate, we have the "Augmented Puns" Award, going to inflatabledalek for: Khan: Right then.... EAR we go. *Awkward Silence* Khan: Oh screw the lot of you. Next, we have the "Soap Opera OF THE FUTURE!!!!" Award going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for: Will Picard ever escape from the Borg Collective? Does he even want to anymore? Find out next week, on As The Cube Turns... Next, we have the "Ruined Party" Award going to Triskelion for: Remans: SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE! Shinzon: I baked you a five-layer cake with rainbow swirl frosting! Crap, I dropped it! FOR THE LOVE OF - TURN ON A FRIKKING LIGHT, VICEROY! Our Photoshop Award goes to tharpdevenport for: Picard: "Explain, Data." Data: "I believe we are looking at Gozer the Gozerian. AKA: Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar and Lord of the Sebouillia." Gozer: "Are you a God?" Picard: "Picard to Enterprise, beam Wesley down immediately!" The Award goes to Smellincoffee for: Chekov: Khan, you bloodsucker! Khan, mildly: No, that's the worm. Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners! Also, thanks for your patience, I've had less and less captioning time recently. I'm trying to be better about turning over this contest, but obviously I have yet to be successful. I aim to have this contest be about a month long. Rather than making a promise I don't know if I can keep, lets just see what happens. Enjoy!