Well, lets see. [Looks into crystal ball]
Okay, you arrive at the theater and pay $12.50 [We are talking about a year & 1/2 into the future yanno] for your ticket. You also take out a fifth mortage on your house for Popcorn, a soda, some candy and so forth.
You walk to theater number one and enter, the floor is all sticky with soda and bubble gum from the midnight showing the day before.
TV ads are playing on the movie screen, god only knows why.
More people join you, a few in yellow shirts, some in blue shirts and no one in red shirts, go fig
The lights go down and your eardrums are assalted by the THX deep note, it's amazeing you can even hear the moron on his cell phone who gets killed by the fans that are there with you.
"Didn't you read the screen, it said turn off your freakin' cell phone ?"
Then you get hit by previews for movies you could care less about, well there might be one or two you'd like to see, you make a mental note about those.
The house lights go off. [And now our feature presentation]
The Bad robot logo fills the screen
~ Dee Doo Daa Doo Dee Doo Daa Doo ~
The Paramount logo fills the screen
The movie starts.
Stuff happens.
More stuff happens.
Even more stuff happens.
Yet even more stuff happens.
End crdits roll.
House lights go back on.
You walk out of the theater.
- W -
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