Movie Caption Contest #76: Teacher's Pet

[Candlelight]

I'm really surprised no one has photoshopped a Dalek outside the window yet...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Australia. New Guinea. The Solomons.

And MANY, many more places I've vomited or passed out in while on shore leave over the past forty years."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Will you and Brent PLEASE shut the hell up about my pants?!?

YES...they have huge pleats. And they're Sears Toughskins. But they were all I could find on Laundry Day!"

 

[Cky]

Picard: "It was just down there when Riker was telling me and Mr. Data about the "foot-long incident"..."

*Flashback*

Riker "And I told those damn staff at Subway that Riker wanted his Footlong THIS big!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"I ordered a footlong sub... and they gave me a Targ... someone will die for this"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kruge: Damn! If only I switched to Geico...

 

[M'Sharak]

"I always have mine medium-rare... and this?! Well-done... can you believe it? Bastards."

"Wrong, supposed-to-be-a-French-guy. I don't care what the state was called; it ain't where the sauce comes from."
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[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Targ: the other other white meat.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Targ: "Listen up Kruge, I like you and all, but if you don't stop humping my leg, a certain Klingon will be singing soprano, if you get my drift."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Rumors were that Kruge's wife was a real targ of a woman.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and down there on the northwest coast of Australia is where I lost my innocence to a most fetching vacuum cleaner hose."

FRAKES:"Can someone PLEASE get a brutha a disco ball and some blow?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to have matching DNA or genitalia.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kruge: "My son! You Federation bastards, you killed my son ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "The name will eventually change from 'Australia' to 'Pederast Island.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Wanna bet I can hock a loogie onto Yahoo Serious's gravestone from up here?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"ARE YOU PATAHKS READY TO ROCK?!?!?!?!?!?

MY TARG AND I CAN'T HEAAAAAAR YOU!!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

" Mmmmm...targ roast for dinner!"

 

[Alrik]

"Who's a good targ? Yes you are. Yes you are. Good boy. Does good boy want a treat? Yes he does. Ok now, sit."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kruge: If this caption contest goes on any longer, I will be forced to eat my dead targ.

 

[Triskelion]

No gentlemen. This is not the puffy shirt. That is the puffy shirt.

Picard: " - Open your mind to the past; art, history, philosophy, and all this may mean something."
Lily: "What a douche."