Movie Caption Contest #59: Just a Suggestion
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``We need another layer of ultra-tip-top super-duper secretness! I think he's starting to catch on to the Ancient Mystic Society Of No Worfs!''
Worf: "But you let Worf Glompneck in."
Picard: "That's because we're the Society Of No Worfs. We're allowed one."
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"So, when we switch over uniforms, we just won't tell him... and we'll use that as an excuse to get him off my ship and onto Sisko's shitheap of a space station..."
KIRK:"Is this material felt, Mister Sulu?
Well.
It is NOW!"
CHEKOV:"Dear God. Please kill me."
PICARD:"Worf's catching on, Will.
We'd better kill him now...before he finds out where we hid his Ascension Day gifts in the cargo bay closet."
"Time's up, Hikaru.
Give someone else a chance at the Suck Console."
PICARD:"There's got to be a better way to drop hints to Mister Worf about showering than moaning 'what died in here' every time we walk past his tactical station.
Get to work on it, Will."
"Number One...I want you to go do Number 2..."
"Aye, sir..."
Worf: That is disgusting...Can you not figure that out for yourself, Commander?!
`Kirk: Good job Mr. sulu, copme to my quarters later and I'll give you a reward."
Checkov: <Thinking> Damn you sulu, you suck'up...
Worf: We have an incoming coded term, how shall we answer...?
Picard: Number One, I think the code response is Marco...
Riker: No sir, it was Polo!
KIRK:"The guys in the back are hogging the new Playstation. Sulu, you go scare and break them up by making wholly inappropriate same-sex advances on them with your tongue.
And don't forget to make lots of sucking noises. Milk it."
CHEKOV:"'Milk it' is de last ting you vant to tell Hikaru around a group of younger crewmen, Keptin."
"Options, Number One?"
"I can strip naked, scream and defecate on the carpeting. And Mister Worf can rip a cremwan's head off and drink the blood spurting from the severed hole.
Sorry, sir. I just broke up with Deanna again. Bad day."
Well I heard...and don't repeat this...that they can't do it unless they cut it first.
Cut it...?
That's right, number one. The fabled Klingon sex fart.
For crap's sake Sulu! The mention of Spock's chiropractic is no time to start daydreaming!
I have had such a busy two weeks I haven't even been able to visit this thread.
Determined to make it tomorrow.
Determined to make it tomorrow.
Mistral posts:
Kirk: "Sulu! Get us out of here!"
Chekov: *muttering* "Sulu, get us out of here. Sulu, save the ship. Sulu- some kind of miracle man. I could screw men if I wanted to. I just don't want to. We Russians inwented heterosexual sex. It is second nature. Or third."
Sulu: *thinking* "Get your hand off me! You freaking basta**! Get off me! It's like burning spiders!"
"I'm telling you, Number One, if we drilled holes in it, it would make a perfect bowling ball!"
"You might be right, Captain, but I prefer a sixteen-pound ball. He can't be more than twelve. Besides, he's still alive."
Worf looked at them curiously. "Huh?" he said.
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