Movie Caption Contest #223: Good times...

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! I'm continuing my "Apologies" tour, due to being late on, well, just about everything! Sorry everyone! Lets get down to business!

First up to the plate, we have the "That'll go on his record," Award, going to:

Worf: I do not wish to become a 'backseat driver', but I believe you just ran over two - (CLUMP) -- three mailboxes.

Next, we have the "Save yourselves!" Award, going to:

Deanna: Sir! According to my readings, the ship cannot take another direct hit from a plot hole.
Data: Unfortunately, Captain, it appears we are in a script with a massive amount of plot holes.
Picard: All hands, abandon franchise! I repeat, abandon franchise!

Next, we have the "Not so Friendly Fire" Award, going to:

Picard: DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!!

Data: Commander Riker was on our side Sir.

Picard: Now he's on all sides!

Instead of Photoshop Awards, how bout some extra awards this time around?

The "Going after LeadHead's inner video gamer" Award, goes to:

RED TEAM HAS THE FLAG

Picard: "Suck it, Blues!"

DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

OVERKILL

KILLTACULAR

KILLTROCITY

KILLIMANJARO

KILLTASTROPHE

KILLPOCALYPSE

KILLIONAIRE

The Great Scott! Award, goes to:

Picard: if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you gonna see some serious shit

And with the help of John Logan and Stuart Baird, Patrick Stewart prepares to drive the TNG movie franchise off a cliff...

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners! Now, moving forward lets say hi to our friends in the first 6 Trek movies!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Do not return scan Mister Spock! That costs extra!

Spock: Lieutenant, the Admiral has never heard of the regulations.

Morrow: So how did YOU end up in charge of the Enterprise again?!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Saavik, I have been and always shall be...your friend. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"

Morrow: "So you just take it upon yourself to requisition extra dilithium crystals for your ship whenever you feel like it?"
Kirk: "Well...we have a tendency to go through them pretty quickly--"
Morrow: "And whose fault is that?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Fire on three. One...

SPOCK: Fire when as you say "three" or after?

SAAKVIK: Did you just lower the lights and put on some Barry White?

KIRK: Well, Admiral, the Klingons called you, uh a tin-plated, overbearing, swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Captain, we are being scanned.
KIRK: Pull my finger!
SPOCK: With respect, sir, this is hardly the time.

SAAVIK: Mr. Spock?
SPOCK: Yo. Science station moved here since last movie.

MORROW: You stole a Klingon bridge to use as a torpedo room?
KIRK: I can never forgive them for...wait, that hasn't happened, yet.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks ftw!

Kirk: Go on, have a sniff. It's like fish.

Saavik: It is illogical for you to assume I would know your name.

Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...

 

[grabthars hammer]

Kirk: Oh, Spock!!! Spock!!!
Spock: Sir, you don't need to raise your hand; you're the Captain.
Kirk: Of course.

Morrow: Iowa? Heck son, there're only two things that come from Iowa, steers and qu-
Sulu: Ahem!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Admiral Morrow: A PLEDGE PIN??!? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?

 

[R. Star]

Spock: These uniforms are most illogical.
Kirk: Now now, Mr Spock, Starfleet Command thought that more casual uniforms would create a more productive working enviroment.
Spock: Humans...

Spock: Lieutenant, I am bound by the Admiral's standing orders to tell you to, "Go to hell," for citing regulations.

Kirk: Well I let my ship get blasted with it's shields down, we lost dozens of cadets, that whole Genesis project fell into the hands of a madman and was destroyed and Captain Spock was killed... oh and we had to destroy Reliant too. Can you fix my ship now? I have more stuff to take care of.

 

[shivkala]

TFTW, Leadhead!

Kirk: So, it's two astronomical units long, big whoop...I've got your two astronomical units right here.
Sulu: Oh my!

Saavik: I do not know where you got the idea that I was half-Romulan. In fact, I am half-Time Lord on my mother's side. Why, if I were to die, I would regenerate and everything would be different, my face, my hair, my voice, everything!

Morrow: And another thing, Kirk, that blonde crewman over there...he's creeping me out. Just for that, I'm decommissioning the Enterprise.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Analysis, Spock?"
Spock: "Sorry, Captain. I can't make heads nor tails out of these orange, blinky lights."

 

[Silversmok3]

Can you check on something for me Spock?

.....Fascinating. It seems you are the first Admiral with 5 points left on his license.

Is it not true that if he loses his points on this mission, the Enterprise will be impounded?

Nobody's perfect, Saavik.

You have 1 point left on your license, Kirk. The Enterprise is being decommissioned.What part of any of that is unclear?

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Morrow: I AM looking closely, and I'm sorry, but I still think it looks like a toupée.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Wait, you found Khan 15 years ago and you let him go??????

KIRK: Yeah.

MORROW: And you didn't think to tell anybody!?

KIRK: Uh, sorry?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"No, Mr. Spock, don't return scan. That could be misunderstood as hostility. Instead, ready phaser banks and arm a full volley of photon torpedoes."

"Mr. Saavik, I believe what the Admiral is saying is that you will get my position of science officer over my dead body."

"No Admiral, you don't understand. I don't want to take the Enterprise back to the Genesis planet, I have tickets for a Genesis tribute concert on Rigel X."

 

[doubleohfive]

Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...

MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Morrow: Jim, I swear I will interrogate each and every one of your crew, starting now, until I find out WHEN the next Star Trek XI caption contest will start!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Wait, did your hairpiece just move and coo?

 

[Kirby]

Kirk: Wait, Spock! Tell them we have a coupon for free Crazy Bread. They never ask for it.

Spock: This is the fourth hail I've received today from a Robin Curtis. She must really want something.

Morrow: The moustache? You like it? It just looked so good on Scotty I figured I'd try one. No? Anyone? Ok, I'll shave it off.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Come on, I'm Travis Mayweather pilot of the first Enterprise. I'm sure you read about me at the academy!!!!

Blank stares