Movie Caption Contest #208: "Better Late Than Never"

[Mr Silver]

Hey everyone, I've decided to include a new feature to the caption contests. From now on we'll have a bonus picture that will be of something particulary difficult to caption. With that said, onto...

For explaining that Vulcans don't just pull out good ideas...

KAMARAG: Vulcans are the intellectual puppets of this Federation. And I mean that in the hand-up-the-backside sense!

For further capturing Spock's decline in social skills...

Spock: Admiral, have you noticed how Nurse Chapel's boobs have started to sag? Not that we care about such things in this day and age.

The "Valentine to the fans award" for captioning that Kodak moment when Brent Spiner passed around the final drafts...

They just read the script.

The sobbing and weeping comes next.

And the photoshop award for making the Federation council chambers the subject of a turf war, goes to...

KAMARAG: You gonna shut up or does Kamarag have to cap a pointy eared bitch?

Well done to all the winners! This caption contest...

The Enterprise crew run around frantically looking for a non-exploding place to "take care of some business" only to find that Spock already got there having had one too many Romulan ales...

Chekov makes the mistake of leaving his communicator on during the USS Enterprise' movie night...

And Picard and Kirk argue over cloud formations...

Bonus!!
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[bullethead]

Kirk: Damn the action hero "too late to save the doomed family member" clause!
Klingon: Could you hurry up and shoot me? I'd like to get this over with as soon as possible.

Chekov found out that 20th century humans took Humans vs. Zombies a bit too seriously.

Kirk: What's that thing flying towards us?
Picard: Is that.... the Defiant?
Sisko: You know I can't sleep well at night unless I punch someone.
Kirk: I like this guy... but he sounds so familiar...

Spock's personal cloaking device allowed him to take trolling to a whole new level.

 

[Mage]

"I'm just saying Patrick, if we shoot this scene from over there, it'll be more scenic."
"Give it up Bill, we all know what happened last time you got involved in directing a Star Trek movie."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: Woot, no more child maintenance payments! Well, not for that one anyway. Which ex-I-knocked-up is next on the list for a visit?

If anything, Walter had actually underplayed how much Bill Shatner made him feel like an outsider on Star Trek V.

Shatner: Wow, look at your head, so bald and shiny. Makes me feel even prouder of my fine, full flowing locks.

In order to placate Gene Rodenberry over Spock's death the producers promised to replace him with a hot naked woman. What they didn't say was that in order to placate the film censors she'd have to be invisible.

 

[KNH]

Even in the future, some crude forms of humor persist.

 

[Mysterion]

Accidentally left behind in the 20th century, Pavel Chekov unsuccessfully auditions for the television series NCIS.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "That's the toilet? I liked it better before the refit"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Sorry I'm late for the picnic!

Chekov: Scotty now would be a good time.

Scotty: (over comm) The Transporter is down lad. We'll try to get to you before they send you to Guantanamo.

Kirk: See that? I'm leaving on that ship up there!

Picard: A Booze Cruiser?!

Kirk: Captains Log Stardate...... Dang it. Spock, what's the stardate? Computer, make a note for my personal database, do not start Captain's logs when Spock is on his Lunch break.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Damn Bones, less beans and more bourbon next time!

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Chair: Thank heaven's he's gone - he weighs a ton!
Row of buttons on the right: Yeah! And he doesn't wash his hands after visiting the men's room!

 

[BriGuy]

Chekov: Hey, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.

Picard: Damn. That was my favorite kite.

Kirk: You really are a pussy, aren't you?

 

[BriGuy]

Meanwhile, at the Starfleet museum...

And here is what was called a "chair" in the 23rd Century. It's a quaint little thing that, thanks to more rapid progress, was done away with by the 24th Century for many bridge officers aboard starships, who spent their shifts standing.

 

[BriGuy]

Chekov: If I bought you a pizza and some beer would you let me go?

Kirk: Where's Spock? Bones... what did you do?

McCoy: Jim, all I said was "he who smelt it dealt it." And that pointy-eared hobgoblin insisted on going to engineering to check the environmental sensors.

Picard: There! That cloud. It looks just like my nephew, Rene. He [weep] burned to death in a fire... [bawling]

Kirk: If you're done crying, I'd like to stop the bad guy now.

Shatner: Damnit! Didn't you watch my turkey fryer safety video??!!?!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALEX: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

PICARD: Doctor Soran????

 

[Nerys Myk]

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[CorporalCaptain]

ALEX: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

PICARD: Doctor Soran????

KIRK: I guess it would be even more of a stretch to be considered alone now, wouldn't it?

 

[BriGuy]

ALEX: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

PICARD: Doctor Soran????

... British humor...

 

[Finn]

Chekov: Okay, it wasn't iwented in...

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Eh, Babe Ruth... Coke.....George Vashington.

gun click

Chekov: Damn, I should have skipped that last one.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Apple Inc. Security Forces: Sir, you will hand over the prototype iPhone 5. NOW!!!!

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