Movie Caption Contest #176: Test Drive

[Rat Boy]

No more questions, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's inspect...

It's powered by awesome!

Kirk was a little unsettled with being named the Propulsion System for the new HumanDrive ship.

I bet you can't tell the difference between the red wire and the green wire with a VISOR on...

LAFORGE: Directing an imaginary orchestra playing the Jeopardy theme isn't helping, Data.

And this has to be the most terrifying while at the same time giggle inducing Photoshop I've ever seen...

Congratulations to the winners. First up this week, due to wormhole effect, the weekend movie, Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Hamlet, took five months to watch. And lastly, Picard can hear the Borg...making fun of his accent. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "The floor? That's the best you could come up with for me?!"

Picard: "No."

Troi: "But I..."

Picard: "No."

Troi: "Just for..."

Picard: "Absolutely not. Last time I let someone else sit in my chair, there wasn't a ship to come back to!"

Riker: "Oh, so now it's my fault?"

 

[Maurice]

ILIA: We're caught in a Robert Able TV spot!
KIRK: Arm Doug Trumbull torpedos!

PICARD: Your husband's asleep, again.
TROI: That means you want a BJ?
PICARD: Make it so!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Cover image for Pink Floyd's lost album. Being Trapped in a Wormhole

Troi: Captain, I'm sensing tha...

Picard: Get off my bridge!!!

 

[Captain Crow]

Troi: Now cough.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "I have no problem with you and Commander Riker serving together as a married couple on my ship. But all this cutsy-wootsy talk in front of the other crew members has to stop!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "I can become erect and ejaculate in ten seconds flat."

Troi: "I'd say that's pretty much physiologically impossible. Why, the rush of blood alone would--"

Picard: "Captain's log -- AAAHHHGGGahahah!!!"

 

[Brikar99]

"Wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Okay, so maybe Scotty should've run more simulations before we went to warp...

Troi: What?

Picard: I can hear them. The fans, they think we'll only make 2 movies after this one.

 

[Gepard]

KIRK: "Shields up! Arm photon torpedoes! And cue the Bee Gees!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: Off screen, "Captain, the alien craft is taking a defensive stance and preparing to fire."

Kirk: "All right -- let's see what this new ship's got. Arm photon torpedos!"

AN ALARM SOUNDS, THEN A DISCO BALL LOWERS DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND "The Hustle" PLAYS OVER THE COMM

Kirk: "Spock, what the hell is that?!"

Spock: "Fascinating -- a disco ball."

Kirk: "Suggestions?"

Spock: "Do the hustle."

KIRK GETS UP AND DANCES AWKWARDLY

Spock: "No, I meant the alien craft is locking phasers and we need to get the fuck out of here."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Is that the 4th Doctor's head floating out there?"

Picard: "Haven't you notice people tend to pass out whenever an episode focuses on you?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Decker: Good job, Jimmy-boy.
Kirk: At least, we haven't gone to plaid.
Illa: We've just gone to plaid.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: I'm feeling a little over-exposed.
McCoy: Must be those pajamas.

Picard: What you and Commander Riker do in the privacy of your own quarters is none of my concern, but what the two of you do in my chair during the night watch is.
Troi: But how --
Picard, irritably: My chair squeaks now.

 

[LeadHead]

Joel McHale: And now, let's take some E!

Kirk: Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: What you and Commander Riker do in the privacy of your own quarters is none of my concern, but what the two of you do in my chair during the night watch is.
Troi: But how --
Picard, irritably: My chair squeaks now.

Picard: "And might I also add: Geordi can SEE you now..."

 

[Captain Mike]

PICARD: Would you mind telling Commander Riker to stop stop staring at my ass?

TROI: But sir, he is trying to imagine what side your "dimple" is on that Beverly told us about.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Oh my god!!!! We're being sucked into a wormhole!!!!!!

MCCOY: The ships still in drydock.

KIRK: So I'm the only one tripping?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Look at this shot! They're baiting us! They're practically asking for a 'Riker's staring at my ass' caption! Well, I'm not going to do it! I simply won't!"
Troi: "Can I do it?"

 

[Anticitizen]

Picard: <snicker>
Troi: What's so funny?
Picard: Oh, nothing... <snicker>
Troi: I'm sensing mischievous humor. What did you do?
Picard: <giggle>... I'm totally cropdusting in Number One's face right now.
Riker: What's that smell?