Movie Caption Contest #171: Not So New And Improved

[Rat Boy]

Need a tranquilizer? Well, here's hoping a new caption contest will get you back to full power, but first...

Maybe Saavik should switch to 4 Loco while she still has the chance...

McCoy: Would you like a tranquilizer?

Kirk: No, a stimulant. They were out of coffee this morning. Can't figure out who drank-

Saavik: Captain Spock may I quote General Order 12 or 13 or 15? My I pilot the ship out of spacedock or just run a scan ahead for anything blocking our path? Well? Well?!

I'm laughing at the superior Dolby 5.1 surround sound...

Joachim: "Sir, the center channel is dead-"

Khan: "FULL VOLUME, DAMN YOU!!!"

Wanna see a Photoshop trick?

McCoy: "Why so serious, Jim?"

Congratulations to the winners. This week, we learn about being tolerant of young minds and new ideas while the Grissom[/url] breaks in their new Commodore 64. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "My friends, the great experiment: the Excelsior."

Sulu: "My, what ample nacelles."

David: "She just beat our high score on Rescue on Fractalus."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spacedock control: Blue light special on the Enterprise. Blue light special.

Saavik: Pink chairs?! On a starship?
Esteban: My bridge is decorated in fuschia and blush.
David: Yeah, get it right.

 

[bullethead]

Kirk: "My friends, the great reboot."

Starfleet's Internet piracy police - keeping the Federation's Internet from crumbling under the weight of Starfleet's porn downloads.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: "My friends, the great reboot."

Sulu: She's supposed to have a engine powered by beer

Scotty: Aye. And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a wagon.

Kirk: Cheer up scotty. If Uhura had wheels, she'd be a bicycle

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "What the...? Son of a bitch! He's parked in my docking slot!"

Esteban: "You know, the scuttlebutt around Starfleet is that you Kirks can't do jack-shit without a Vulcan to cover your ass."
Saavik: *snicker*

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: My friends, the great experiment. The Excelsior, ready for trial runs and afterward over a century of uninterrupted use.

David: I don't believe it.

Esteban: What is it?

Saavik: If equipment is functioning properly, indications are: we're at the wrong planet.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I wouldn't be caught dead on a ship like that.

 

[Mr Silver]

Kirk: "I think the Vulcan Guy and the Bolian Chick, will have to sing for the Judges Vote this week

Sulu: "I agree, but you gotta admit, they can market the Bolian Chick, after all her cover of Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue" is pretty popular with the youngsters

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: USS Excelsior on screen, Admiral.

Kirk: Anyone evil onboard? Everytime we see another Starfleet ship there's someone evil or demented in charge.

Sulu: Captain Styles is on it, he's kind of a jerk.

Esteban: Anything interesting down there?

Saavik: The planet is aging in great surges caused by instability in the matrix that created it, possibly due to Protomatter.

Esteban: Anything that Starfleet will understand?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Thanks for the win, it's shocking to find out I'm actually funny.

Ensign Larry: "I didn't know we had a sandwich dispenser on the bridge..."

Esteban: "Status."

David: "We're tracking our pizza order online."

Saavik: "Joe is taking forever to bake it. I am preparing negative feedback."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Hey! Newbie! Down in front!"

 

[Mr Silver]

Kirk: "See that ship? Even though its far superior in almost every way to this one...when it comes time to steal a ship to return to Genesis, we're going to take this one"

 

[SmoothieX]

Kirk: Another hokey 80's sci-fi flick? Sulu, give me the remote, you're not allowed to pick movie night anymore.

Esteban: A metallic mass two meters long...OK, which one of you parked your car in my spot before we left Spacedock?!?

 

[LeadHead]

Esteban: Have you figured out what's causing the problem?

David: There's some sort of interference in our connections.

Saavik: It appears that Comcast is attempting to block our Netflix movies.

Esteban: Curses!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Kick me off will they, quick target all phasers and photon torpedo`s on that broadcast and fire at will!"

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

CRASH

Kirk: What happened?

Uhura: Scotty's Grandmother just got into a 4 wagon pile up on Deck 5.

Esteban: Encode to Starfleet: I want non-pink chairs for the bridge on the next refit.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Esteban: What is it?
Marcus: A red box inside a blue box.
Esteban: But what does it mean?
Marcus: I think it means there's a red box inside a blue box.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "My God! The Yorktown is pregnant!"

 

[Mistral]

Esteban: "Boy, Starfleet computers have come a long way!"

David: "Yup. In a few years they predict we'll be able to display circles too!"