Movie Caption Contest #17: The Look

[Rat Boy]

Wow, what a wild week. Sometimes you have an idea where a contest will go when you're selecting images, but sometimes you people surprise me. As for the victors...

He Sees-u said:

They were all waiting to be probed by Vejur. Spock was especially eager; he had already begun to assume the position.

Nebusj said:

Picard: ``My parents are pulling in the driveway! We gotta clean this place up fast!''

DrunkenSanta said:

Picard: OK, everyone, one more good push and we're in spacedock.

And the multi-pick award goes to...

Nerys Myk said:

Picard: Execute Operation Chrome Dome!

KIRK: Damn! he's good! Ilia! Retaliate!

ILIA: I cannot! His Bald Fu is too great!

SPOCK: I knew we should have used Yul Brenner!!!!

And the winner of the Photoshop award is easily...

David_Leese said:

What do you guys win? Time off for good behavior, that's what. On to this week's selection, which proves that a simple look can say a lot:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Logic? The man's talking about logic. We're talking about...the holiday sale at Wal-Mart! Everything's half off!"

Riker: "What do you mean that's not your hand on my ass?"

Guy in back: "Sorry, sir."

 

[Gertch]

Riker: "Wanna go screw around with Archers mind some more."
Troi: "Let's go!"

 

[CaptainJon]

Riker: "How 'bout a 3-way with T'Pol?"
Guy in Back: "I could go for that."

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "So Spock stands there, stern-faced, and says, 'Forked? That's nothing -- you should see what happens when I cum' ... Spock, back me up."

Troi's inner monologue: "Great, he's thinking about fucking me in the ass again."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tharpridge In A said:

Troi's inner monologue: "Great, he's thinking about fucking me in the ass again."

Riker (thinking to Troi): So is that a yes?

 

[Finn]

Troi: *whispers* "Wil...He looks familiar. Who's he?"
Riker: "He's Commander Jonathan Tucker III from the Sutherland".
Troi: "Oh...why does that sound familiar?...."

*Ominous music plays*

 

[CaptainJon]

It took me a moment, but I finally noticed the ears!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Well, whadya know. He finally is having the last turd!"

Troi (thinking): Worf's ass is so much tighter than his is.

Riker (thinking): Worf's ass is so much tighter than hers is.

 

[CaptainJon]

scottyuletide said:

Troi (thinking): Worf's ass is so much tighter than his is.

Riker (thinking): Worf's ass is so much tighter than hers is.

Guy in Back (thinking): But mine's the tightest of all.

 

[Rat Boy]

It was at this moment that Spock decided in the event of his death he'd give his katra to McCoy, if for no other reason than to get him to shut the hell up.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Riker: "Wanna go screw around with some Enterprise fans."
Troi: "Let's go!"

( I refined it from Grintch's idea)

 

[Sisu]

His Alzheimer's complete, McCoy insisted on introducing Spock to Kirk at every meeting.

Deanna knew that Will liked his joystick better than her.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kelley: "... So the fortune teller says that I'll be dead, you'll be fat-ter, but Len here will still be making Star Trek movies"

Shatner: "I dunno De, it sounds pretty lame, 75 years old and still wanting to be involved in this gig!"

Riker: "Do you think we have time to make a... log entry?"
Troi: "Well, my shuttle bay could use a little servicing."
Ensign noname: "I'll get my toolkit."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "We're talking about universal...Jim? Jim?! Have you been listening to me?"

Kirk: "What? Oh, sorry; drifted off there for a second."

McCoy: "You were thinking about having sex with Carol, weren't you?"

 

[Kegek]

Riker: I was the best you've ever had.
Troi: Actually, Worf was better. And that Betazoid who manipulated me. And that guy who turned me into a depoistory for his anger. And that white light that got me pregnant, and -
Riker: Okay, who am I better than?
Troi: That lecherous Ferengi who went after my mother?
(pause)
Riker: Score!

Bones: Why you green-blooded, inhuman son of a bitch!
Spock: Doctor, the Natural Association For the Advancement of Vulcanoid Peoples disapproves of racial slurs.
Bones: Hold on a second. Are you denying that your blood is green, or that you are inhuman?
Spock: It would be illogical for me to do so, however -
Bones: Why you green-bloded, inhuman son of bitch!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: You can't possibly blame Spock for the funky louvered wood doors, Jim.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Haven't I been telling you for twenty years to eat right and exercise? That's why you have the beer belly and we don't."

 

[Kirby]

Kirk: Come on in Bones, we have an open seat.

McCoy: I just can't believe they got rid of the privacy stalls here in the officer's latrine and... oh Jesus! who's been eating the Plomeek soup again?

 

[Candlelight]

"Crusher says we're brother and sister. After all this time"
"Imagine that"
"I know"
"Amazing"

Pause.

"Turbolift 17 in 5 minutes?"
"See you then"

"Spock, will you tell Kirk to get out of the chair?"
"Eyesight finally left you Doctor?"
"You stay out of this, Sulu"