Movie Caption Contest #15: Holiday Bodily Functions

[Rat Boy]

'Tis the holiday season here in the States, so drive/fly/train/water ski safe wherever you're headed. For some reason I had a rice picker fixation this week. Here's last week's winners:

Outpost4 said:

Scotty: It's a rice picker, laddie. Be careful.

A special two-for-one...

Nerys Myk said:

zephramc said:

Scotty: Dinna Ah see ya on Excelsior a year ago? I swear Ah'v seen ya befur.
Unamed Lt. You must have me confused with someone else sir...
Scotty: Ah didn'a think soo. Heer', punch up the Excelsior c'rew.
Scotty: Ah there he is... Ensign Tuvok... He's the spitt'n image of ya lassie...
Unamed Lt. Don't be rediculous... He... He looks nothing like me! See he's vulcan... pointed ears... I don't have pointed ears! (thinking privately: Dad did say he spent some time on Vulcan...)

"lassie"? did something get caught in a rice picker?

scottydog said:

Picard: "Jesus Christ!"

Kirk: "That's right. There was no room at the Inn."

Gertch said:

Kirk: "I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

And the easy winner of the Photoshop award:

Year of Hell said:

"And over here is where I feed my- say... who is that handsome bastard...?"

After Kirk discovered the mirror, the rest of the movie pretty much went out the window.

Congratulations all. In the spirit of the Thanksgiving holiday, here are a couple pictures inspired by what's probably going to happen after dinner:

 

[Peach Wookiee]

I ate Scotty's haggis stuffing. I've gotta sit down...

Zefram Cochrane: HOLY..?! WHAT DID YOU EAT?!
Deanna: WILL! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
Will: Um... Worf did it?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

.oO Superglue on the waste extraction unit again? I'll have someone's head for this Oo.

Riker's green bean casserole strikes again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Yes, Sybok's mother was a Vulcan...Captain, what are you doing?"

Kirk: "I've been holding it since Yosemite. Do you two mind?"

Riker: "You two do know that the bottle said 'Dish Washing Detergent,' right?"

 

[Gertch]

"All of a sudden it hurts when I pee."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Dammit, why does Spock always take my bathroom collection of Playboy? Now I have nothing to read for the next hour.

Riker: "So...uh...too much paprika?"

 

[Kegek]

William Shatner: Was I really that mean as a director? Sure, I've got an ego but it's not like I was cruel.

Jonathan Frakes: Next time you drink my urine, act like you enjoy it.

William Shatner: Man, I wish I'd done that.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "So I take it Soylent Green actually is people?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Spock, do you mind?!"
Spock: "Minding is quite illogical, captain."

 

[scottydog]

Shat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss

He was thin
When he sat
He was thin
Not very fat
Wearing a rug
A type of hat
Very famous
This was shat.

Smugness allergies spread throughout the planet.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Captain, you obviously failed to read the sign."

Kirk: "What sign?"

Spock: "The one behind you."

Kirk: "So?"

Spock: "The window to the officers' lounge at Spacedock is covered with shit."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Shatner tries to figure out how you use the three sea shells

Riker" Its confirmed I'm afraid, they are releasing those Enterprise episodes we appeared in, and they will be together in a special boxset"

 

[Opus]

Kirk: "Anybody got a match?"

 

[Opus]

Commander Will "Silent-but-Deadly" Riker using his famous "Broccoli and Targ with cheese" fart as an icebreaker...

 

[The Old Mixer]

Had Kirk read the long list of instructions, he would have known that he was supposed to pull his pants down first.

 

[cultcross]

Filming on STV was delayed while Shatner made some alterations to the script.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

LOL

 

[Sisu]

Digitally added to the Remastered Star Trek V will be the waste unit explosion during Scotty's breakout. S-T-A-N-D-new word-B-A-C-K!

 

[Sisu]

Much to Cochrane's dismay, Deanna uses her fingers to show exactly how small Riker's "Number One" is.

 

[CaptainJon]

"The only bathroom on the whole ship and they have to have cameras watching it."

Just give me a moment to zip...AAAHHHH!!!!