Movie Caption Contest #11: The Motion of Khan

[Rat Boy]

Well, since it's been nearly four or five months since the last go-around, I've decided to pick up the torch and resurrect the Movies Forum Caption Contest. Oddly enough, this is the only forum on the BBS that doesn't have one; even the Moderators Actions forum has pictures to mock. Unfortunately (or fortunately), since the last one from way back had so much mirth and humor, everybody who posted back there is a winner. And we're all winners for this coming back.

Have at! To commemorate the return, I've upped the ante to two pics a round. All pics originally from TrekCore, moved to ImageShack to save on bandwith:

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "The toilet appears to be stuck."

Kirk: "Dammit, why won't anything on this new damn ship work right?"

Pressman: "Uh, Doctor, aren't you supposed to knock me out before you remove my appendix?"

McCoy: "Which one of us is the doctor, here? Yeah, that's what I thought."

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Commodore Probert says this room is 4 feet too low and would hang out the bottom of the saucer. He is correct.

McCOY: You and Probert's damn logic...!

McCOY: Check this out. With this LED flashlight I can make his gall bladder light up like the Antares Maelstrom!

 

[Amaris]

J.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Sorry, Scotty. I had to put him out of his misery."

Kirk: "On the bright side, he'll soon be one with the Force."

Kirk: "Anyone here feel like we're being watched?"

*Spock slaps forehead*


And for your convenience, a blank one:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "You can't park worth a damn Spock. You dinged my new paintwork with that warp shuttle of yours."
Spock: "It was a minor scratch, besides, my insurance details are on file."
Kirk: "Geico be damned Spock. You bent the nacelle. Look at it!"

Kirk: "I'm sorry Scotty"
Scott: "It's not fair."
McCoy: "Who wants hot sauce with their ribs?"
Scott: "Why does he always get to carve?"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "I had a moment and thought I'd stop - oh, this is awkward."

McCoy: "Don't worry Scotty. I think your tool will be fine once I get it out."

 

[Kegek]

Spock: Vejur is a child who has idealised its father, its creator to the point of godhood. It desires joining with its God.
McCoy: Spock, are you saying that that ponderous SFX gas cloud... has an Electra Complex?
Spock: Precisely, doctor.
Kirk: I don't follow you. Electric what?
McCoy: Electra Complex. Basically Jim, it wants to make love to her father.
Kirk: Hold on a second: It wants to make love to an idealised God? (smirks) I think I've found a solution to our problem.
McCoy: Vejur's in for one hell of a disappointment.

Scotty: (whispers) He won't.
Kirk: (whispers) Oh yes he will.
Silence.
McCoy: He's dead, Jim.
Kirk: I'm sorry, Scotty. You owe me ten bucks.

 

[Rat Boy]

Q: "Yesssss, my scale model of the Enterprise with figurines is nearly complete. Now I just need to find a figure of that creepy guy staring out the airlock."

McCoy: "I don't get it. His wounds should be closing."

Kirk: "That's because you have it upside down."

McCoy: "Dammit, Jim; I'm a doctor, not a Home Depot employee!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Dammit, Spock, we are being pursued by an object never before encountered! I want all available power to the engines!"

"Captain, I feel I should inform you that those are..."

"Warp Nine, Mister!"

Kirk knew that McCoy's mind was fading fast. Bones' many years of duty and loyalty were the only things keeping Kirk from informing him that no matter how hard he tried, that vibrator wasn't going to heal Mr. Preston's burns.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "He stayed at his post while the trainees ran!"

Kirk: "And what did you do?"

Scotty: "Oh, I ran out of there screaming like a little girl, too. Just saying the boy has stones, that's all."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Captain, it is not use switching to the external view; the doctor and I saw the hard core Romulan porn as we entered."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Spock " I would give it a few minutes before going in there Jim"

Scotty" He stayed at his post, while the other trainees ran!!"

McCoy" He didn't have much of a choice scotty seeing he was impaled on the post, now give me a hand to pull it out"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: Despite the Doctor's protest, I submit that "Carl Spock" is not played out.

McCoy: You do realize that this is gonna have an effect on the lightsaber's e-bay asking price?

Scotty: Aye. I should have kept it in the box.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Hey there, jive turkies. Hate to be a bother, but I happened to have left some...plants in your arboretum before y'all did that refit thang. You wouldn't happen to know what happened to them, would ya?"

 

[Maurice]

And the story continues...

SPOCK: Commodore Probert says this room is 4 feet too low and would hang out the bottom of the saucer. He is correct.

McCOY: You and Probert's damn logic...!

SPOCK: Now this is a more logical location.

KIRK: Okay Mr. Smarty pants, but those are the wrong nacelles, and there's no windows at this position on the hull on deck 2!

BONES: Do you know how many Trek BBS postings you've started?! You irresponsible, green blooded...!

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy said:

Carl Spock: "Hey there, jive turkies. Hate to be a bother, but I happened to have left some...plants in your arboretum before y'all did that refit thang. You wouldn't happen to know what happened to them, would ya?"

Kirk: "I have no idea what you're talkin' about, Carl."

 

[Gepard]

[image]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4488/stabbystabbylt3.jpg[/image]

Kirk: It's Thanksgiving on Earth; I want him to at least look like turkey.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "You know Bones, you could have just said it instead of sticking a big fork in him."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty: "I pulled this out of his ass."