More fun from the Onion!

[Klaus]

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[Spaceman Spiff]

Funny article, but you'd get more people looking at the thread if there were a reference to Ghostbusters in the title.

The statement also repudiated claims that those associated with the spectral-entrapment operation were afraid of any individual ghost, and went on to say that the act of capturing said ghosts simply made them "feel good."

 

[Meredith]

I would imagine the EPA would actually do it too.

 

[captcalhoun]

At press time, representatives from the firm were meeting with New York Mayor Lenny Clotch to discuss the growing spectral plague, despite fierce protest from Agent Peck.
The talks have reportedly not proceeded beyond an animated debate over whether or not Peck has a penis.

 

[JonathonWally]

That's one of the best Onion articles I've ever read. Thanks for posting that.

 

[Klaus]

^^I honestly don't know if I could live without them lol...

 

[MarianLH]

I would imagine the EPA would actually do it too.

The article raises an important point about jurisdiction, though. Could the EPA act unilaterally without involving the state or city government?


Marian