Monkeys on the game

[RevdKathy]

Latest research into chimp behaviour shows that male monkeys exchange the meat from their hunting for sexual favours from the females. Looks like the Oldest Profession isn't limited to humans!

Personally, a chunk of raw antelope wouldn't do it for me. How do you hunt Belgian Chocolate?

Full story here.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

What would Eddo Brandes have made of it, though?

On second thoughts, Paul Young was right:

"Every time you go... away,
You take a piece of meat with you..."

Personally, a chunk of raw antelope wouldn't do it for me.

Antelope?!

Antelope TINNY sort of mest! Tin! Tin! Tin!

Now... Caribou! Good and woody!

 

[Mallory]

I wonder if this ploy would work with cheerleaders.

 

[Squiggy]

What about tranny monkeys? How do they engage in prostitution?

Craigslist?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I wonder if this ploy would work with cheerleaders.

I hear they go absolutely nuts for the taste of freshly killed zebra.

 

[RJDiogenes]

If you give a female a handful of raw antelope, she is required to have sex with you. It's the Law Of The Jungle!