MLB 2022 Season: Houston Warship: Go Phuck Yourselves

Cardinals become the 11th MLB team to hit four consecutive homers -- Nolan Arenado, Nolan Gorman, Juan Yepez and Dylan Carlson.

 

Upper deck at Progressive Field looks like Invasion of the Shipping Containers.

 

Huh, would you explain?? I can't get that game.

 

There are these enormous..."things" in the upper deck at the Prog, which have the names of various famous former Cleveland players emblazoned on them. They all look like a bunch of shipping containers just fell from the sky. At this precise moment I can't remember if I've ever seen anything uglier at a non-Oakland baseball stadium.

Apparently the team decided that the Prog's upper deck looked too normal and thought "Hey, we need to ruin this!" So there we are.

 

sorry for the double post but it just hit me: Is John Adams still banging the drum at games in Cleveland? I haven't heard the drums during any of the games in this series so far.

Also, there were two no-hitters going today (Marlins/Nats and Braves/Reds). Both have now been "spoiled" but if they had gone to term, would this be a record? Have there ever been two no-nos pitched on the same day?

 

April 22, 1898: Ted Breitenstein (Cincinnati 11, Pittsburgh 0) and Jim Hughes (Baltimore 8, Boston Beaneaters 0)
June 29, 1990: Dave Stewart (Oakland 5, Toronto 0) and Fernando Valenzuela (L.A. Dodgers 6, St. Louis 0)

 

Got RickRolled at the Chasers game tonight.

 

Mets retire Keith Hernandez's number.
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/...7-for-longtime-first-baseman-keith-hernandez/

 

I haven't watched baseball in a while, so today I sat down and watched a bit of the Astros at A's. God, was I bored.

 

Blue Jays fire Charlie Montoyo.

 

10 Royals players have to be replaced for the Blue Jays road trip since they aren't vaccinated.

 

Oh, bloody hell, MORE antivaxx morons?

 

Damn, usually it's one or two per team...but ten?!

 

I hate it when they keep saying “it’s a personal choice”. Well, it ing SHOULDN’T be.

 

The Cubs are on a(nother) 7 game losing streak and are now tied with the eRds for the basement spot.

It's the Tribune Era all over again.

 

Meanwhile, the Orioles are apparently good now? Let's see how long that lasts...

 

Have the Giants had some kind of falling out with Journey? There haven’t been any Journey singalongs the whole time I’ve been here.

I did see a guy get his face slapped during the kiss cam though.

 

2 outta 3 against the Spank-ees, The annual Reds Fire Sale is on!