Poll Mirror or Cellphone?

[Guy Gardener]

Girlfriend is getting pissy about the beard.

Some of my grooming, I do outside, to avoid mess.

God sweeps up.

My new cellphone renders this face more accurately/completely than the small hand mirror I picked up from a 99 cent shop nearly ten years ago.

Clearly I should use the phone.

Although, becoming that beholden to black mirror technology to complete simple ordinary duties, seems like a slippery slope that has to end in apocalypse.

Opinions?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Go to a barber, get her to pay for it.

 

[Guy Gardener]

That sounds way too close prostitution, if she can hire out, or get someone in, every time I'm too much of a chore to deal with, but I'll run that by her, thank you.

 

[SPCTRE]

cellphone is a great way to do this stuff stealthily in public without looking super vain

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You probably think this screen is about you..

 

[Guy Gardener]

I do not know the man in the mirror.

Although... The image on the screen is inverted, which means that I don't have to counter-intuatively snip-snip in reverse for once in my life finally thank Jupiter.

However, because of menu panels, the image is smaller than I thought it would be, and there is no zoom for the selfie camera, so I'll be still be working with a reflection of me about the same size as the hand mirror.

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[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'm glad hair does not grow out of my face, that would totally suck.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Women can shave (their legs) in the front yard too.

I'm bitching about cleaning up a basin, when you lot have to roll up your sleeves and deal with an entire bathtub, to comply to a ridiculous fashion protocol.

Respect.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I just do it in the shower and it washes down the drain with the shower pee.

What?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Urine sterilizes any nicks.

You may be a perfect predator.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I've sliced my ankles up pretty bad because I can't wear my glasses in the shower and I can't see well enough to be shaving but I continue to do it because I like a good multitask.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Prescription googles?

http://www.prescription-swimming-go...goggles.html?gclid=CP_17ZLljtACFZaTvQodVw0Ckg

From $28 the ad says.

Which seems like a mild overreaction to a little blood, sorry.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I have scars.

btw I always believed that urine was sterile but apparently this is a myth. My grandmorther, who was a Canadian, told me she had cured her psoriasis by peeing on her hands. That was one of her oft repeated stories. Now I would like to ask her was this a one time miracle or did you have to pee on them every day but it's too late to ask

 

[Guy Gardener]

I looked it up before repeating, and found the truth to be close enough to the myth that it didn't matter.

Urine is sterile, but it quickly picks up bacteria inbetween the bladder and reaching the outside world.

The human foreskin apparently is all too similar to Mos Esley.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

The best of both worlds:

Now that that horrific crisis has been averted, this spam thread is closed.