Messed up Christmas tune lyrics....

[Warped9]

And so this is Christmas
What good is it for?
Don't make enough money
To get a cheap whore.

And so this is Christmas
Another messed up year,
Can't even afford
A lousy case of beer.

And so this Christmas
I think I'll just pass,
Take your damned turkey,
And stick it up your ass.




Anyone else?