Melamine now part of global diet, including YOUR seafood.

[Triskelion]

In true Chinese fashion, even scandals are being pirated!

Melamine is not just for breakfast any more:


http://www.chinalawblog.com/2008/12/melamine_yet_again_and_this_ti.html




http://shanghaist.blogspot.com/2008/12/emperors-new-clothes-made-in-china.html

 

[Holdfast]

Mmmm, tasty.

 

[Kryton]

It just needs a catchy ad campaign....

 

[Holdfast]

I got your jingle right here:

Melamine, Melamine
You are my foodstuff Valentine.
In my milk, and in my fish,
You spice up every single dish!

 

[Triskelion]

I just read where a woman is working on a bacteria that makes melamine glow, so that it would be easier to spot. Isn't that cool? And it introduced a new concept to me: garage biolabs.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I got your jingle right here:

Melamine, Melamine
You are my foodstuff Valentine.
In my milk, and in my fish,
You spice up every single dish!

I'd buy that.

 

[Kryton]

Mmmm...I'd spread it on my soft, freshly-baked bread.

 

[Holdfast]

I do hope you made the bread with healthy melamine-fortified flour!

 

[Cutter John]

Does anyone produce a melamine supplement pill? I'm worried I may not be getting my recommended daily dose.

 

[Kryton]

I always ask for extra packets but sometimes they're stingy with it.

Oh...and I recommend the tuna with EXTRA dolphin in it, too...that's SUPER-nummy!