Marvel porn parodies

[A beaker full of death]

At this point, they've done Spiderman, Wolverine, Avengers, She-Hulk, Hulk, maybe some others.
Aside from a clunker here or there (and a frightening, yet apt, choice in casting for Shulkie), these have been remarkably spot on in characterization and costuming - right out of the comic books, for the most part. I must say I've found them very amusing, and often much more in keeping with the comics (sexy bits aside, natch) than the Hollywood versions.
Opinions?

 

[Guy Gardener]

I saw the Avengers one.

It was hilarious listening to the Scarlet Witch talk about Mutant rights accurately as she's unzipping.

 

[Set Harth]

Does Hank Pym still slap a bitch?

 

[TheSeeker]

Looks like cosplay taken to the next level.

 

[bbjeg]

I was never in to cosplay porn (even as a guy who likes dressing up for parties and conventions) but the production of that movie looks pretty good (at least for porn).

 

[TheSeeker]

The costumes do look pretty good.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The scary bit is there's these authentic looking costumes that have zippers from their belly button, all the down under and back up again to the smalls of their backs.

 

[TheSeeker]

When you gotta go you gotta go! They're like the modern version of long johns with the butt flap.

 

[gblews]

Look at the boobs on the Scarlett Witch.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The boobs are fine, it's the tattoos that pull you out of the fantasy.

 

[Tralfaz]

Got any links?

 

[The Old Mixer]

beaker, I always thought of you as our resident grumpy old man...now you're our dirty old man as well....

 

[Guy Gardener]

Got any links?

This forum frowns upon piracy.

These are real feature length movies.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

ebay has the Avengers one for around $10.

Probably the others as well.

 

[A beaker full of death]

beaker, I always thought of you as our resident grumpy old man...now you're our dirty old man as well....

I'm just a fan of

ummm

superheroes.

yeah. superheroes.

The Spiderman one is particularly good. Very funny. And ya know that upside-down kiss scene in the Toby McGuire version? They replicate that.
Only it's a different kind of kiss.

 

[Gaith]

I still say overly corporate/technically elaborate porn is creepy and not at all erotic. Just get some good-looking people, go easy on the makeup, find a nice room, and shoot away. Want to integrate a costume? Sure, why not. But go to the trouble of making scripts, dramatic lighting, and plots that almost certainly completely debases the notion of these characters as any kind of actual people? Uh, no thanks.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I fast forwarded through the porn.

The Nick Fury/Maria Hill pre-sex dialogue was weird.

 

[Mr Light]

Why, what were they talking about?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Paperwork.

 

[Aldo]

I always wanted to start a post about these but felt like I'd be looked upon as a pervert

I haven't seen any of the comic book ones yet, but I did see a few of the sitcom porn parodies, and they are pretty spot on. The sets, the costumes, even the music is used to great effect to evoke the show it's parodying. The 'That 70s Show' porn was incredibly spot on with...well everything.

Getting back to the topic of the comic book parodies though, I'm really interested in seeing the 'Superman vs. Spider-Man' one, which interestingly enough is for sale on Amazon (didn't know they sold porn). I also think the Wolverine one looks really good and the new Wonder Woman film has a costume that is remarkably accurate: