This certainly must be an ill timed April Fool's joke, but was found today on the 'net:
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The rest (if you dare) can be found here.Forget about the threat that mankind poses to the Earth: our activities may be shortening the life of the universe too.
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The startling claim is made by a pair of American cosmologists investigating the consequences for the cosmos of quantum theory, the most successful theory we have....
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But there is an odd feature of the theory that philosophers and scientists still argue about. In a nutshell, the theory suggests that we change things simply by looking at them and theorists have puzzled over the implications for years....
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New Scientist reports a worrying new variant as the cosmologists claim that astronomers may have accidentally nudged the universe closer to its death by observing dark energy, a mysterious anti gravity force which is thought to be speeding up the expansion of the cosmos.
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