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Man arrested for masturbating during Harry Potter movie

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A South Carolina man was arrested for allegedly masturbating during the new Harry Potter movie.

Alexander Ofner, 39, was seated in the back row during an afternoon showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when he was busted.

On Monday the Bluffton Police Department received a 911 emergency call at 1:10 pm and went to the cinema.

After arriving at the theater officers went to the projection booth to scope out their suspect.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Potter-Deathly-Hallows.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Eww! I feel sorry for those people sitting next to the guy!:eek:

What makes this worse is that there had to be kids there.
 
Good for him! Not everyone should have to be bored or miserable at a Harry Potter screening ;)
 
I'd be interested in what he was rubbing one out to.

Or was it just a nice dark place in which to do the deed?
 
I'm more impressed with his stamina, there must have been a significant amount of time between whoever called 911 noticing him and the police arriving in the cinema.
 
Ar-Pharazon said:
I'd be interested in what he was rubbing one out to.

Or was it just a nice dark place in which to do the deed?
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I think there was a scene with fake-Harry and fake-Hermione all topless and kissing. I've heard different stories of just how lewd it is, having not seen the movie myself.
 
Reminds me of a story I heard on the radio recently. A judge (I think it was a federal judge) some time fairly not too long ago, was caught, well...

The bailiff noticed the judge's face was turning read and he was getting funny looks, and that there was this sucking sound coming from behind the bench. Turns out he had an automatic ... "thing" doing his manly business for him under his robe while holding court.
 
Ar-Pharazon said:
I'd be interested in what he was rubbing one out to.
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Not to spoil an important scene in the movie but there is a surprisingly erotic scene where Emma shows a lot. But seriously, not so fap worthy that anyone should be doing this during the damn movie.
 
You used to be able to do this before 9/11 and everyone got so sensitive.

Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
 
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